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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:36 pm

:lol:
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Postby Jemegadeth on Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:59 pm

haha! you gotta love him tho, just for bein such a cunt!
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
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Postby Bane on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:02 pm

I dunno. I mean, Hitler was a cunt too.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:03 pm

Bane wrote:I dunno. I mean, Hitler was a cunt too.


Yeah and he bummed kids.
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Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:20 pm

Hitler was rubbish, my favourite is Stalin.
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Postby ash on Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:27 pm

Herzeleid wrote:In Martin's defense, Lyall cried first and set him off.


:lol:
for once, a funny post from sam.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:38 pm

MartinC wrote:Hitler was rubbish, my favourite is Stalin.


Pol Pot is the winner, he banned laughter and love. Plus he has the highest percentage killed.
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Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:39 pm

Dian Wei wrote:
MartinC wrote:Hitler was rubbish, my favourite is Stalin.


Pol Pot is the winner, he banned laughter and love. Plus he has the highest percentage killed.


O RLY? He sounds cool. Was he in charge of Cambodia?
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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:41 pm

Thats the guy.
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Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:43 pm

I quite like Idi Amin. He ate people.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:47 pm

Best story i ever heard about him (Idi) was he had some UN people over for dinner then half was through excused himself and came back with the severed head of one his generals. He then had a argument with the head and cut in in half with a machete.

He then asked his guests to leave as he wasn't feeling well.

Zimbabwe's guy is also a riot, bulldozering people houses whilst they are in them.
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Postby Hostile on Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:08 am

Dian Wei wrote:Zimbabwe's guy is also a riot, bulldozering people houses whilst they are in them.

If that's your idea of fun then you'll probably get a kick out of Israel's old prime minister Ariel Sharon.
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:18 am

And that the washing powder with a likeness to his name is banned in most middle east countries.
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