I hate martin.
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haha! you gotta love him tho, just for bein such a cunt!
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
- Jemegadeth
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Bane wrote:I dunno. I mean, Hitler was a cunt too.
Yeah and he bummed kids.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Herzeleid wrote:In Martin's defense, Lyall cried first and set him off.
for once, a funny post from sam.
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MartinC wrote:Hitler was rubbish, my favourite is Stalin.
Pol Pot is the winner, he banned laughter and love. Plus he has the highest percentage killed.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Thats the guy.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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Best story i ever heard about him (Idi) was he had some UN people over for dinner then half was through excused himself and came back with the severed head of one his generals. He then had a argument with the head and cut in in half with a machete.
He then asked his guests to leave as he wasn't feeling well.
Zimbabwe's guy is also a riot, bulldozering people houses whilst they are in them.
He then asked his guests to leave as he wasn't feeling well.
Zimbabwe's guy is also a riot, bulldozering people houses whilst they are in them.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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And that the washing powder with a likeness to his name is banned in most middle east countries.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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