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Re: Oddballs

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:06 pm

Bangover wrote:
The Fourth Norseman wrote:the ones in lewes are fez guy and mad steve

and theres this new one who has literally his whole face covered in piercings, looks like a prick


and all the other alcoholics who sit on the bench opposite the off license all day. With their red faces and worn trainers.


Alcoholics are only amusing when they're sitting on a bench with a tartan rug over them, pint of Tennent's Super in-hand whilst feeding the ducks.
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Re: Oddballs

Postby buttfuck on Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:27 pm

Alcoholics are great. One of them kept on calling me Neil (from the Young Ones, obviously). It was quite the honour.
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Re: Oddballs

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:52 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Mine are pretty normal, go see a doctor.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Oddballs

Postby Lev on Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:13 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Alcoholics are only amusing when they're sitting on a bench with a tartan rug over them, pint of Tennent's Super in-hand whilst feeding the ducks.


A scene you're all way too familiar with. :D
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Re: Oddballs

Postby thrashduck on Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:36 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Perhaps he was the deviant in that thread we had about which ball hangs lower, left or right. I think only one person claimed right but I think he may have been lying to be popular.


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Re: Oddballs

Postby TORSO on Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:36 pm

There was a woman who came through my till at work who had the words "Tony Blair" tattooed on both of her arms...i think she must of lost a bet
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Re: Oddballs

Postby James on Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:13 pm

:lol: That probably wins this thread so far!
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