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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 14, 2008 6:01 pm

Shugmaster wrote:
TORSO wrote:I've had really short hair though i defiantly prefer having longer hair and for presentation as long as its tidy and tied back it shouldn't matter...



Why have long hair if you are going to tie it back all the time? Surely this defeats the purpose of having long hair and is basically emulating having short hair? Most male punters who tie their long hair back all the time do so cos their hair is pissing them off for whatever reason. Simple solution...cut it off.



This is exactly the reason i am getting mine done, it is winding me up a lot and i am way way way too hot with it atm.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed May 14, 2008 6:17 pm

I only want to cut my hair cos it's getting thinner by the day and I'm terrified I'll look like Bill Bailey. I love having long hair though. I'll just hold out as long as I can I think.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Wed May 14, 2008 6:18 pm

Yes, summer approaching is another pro!
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby TORSO on Wed May 14, 2008 8:58 pm

Just do a Phil Oakey

Funny thing is my dad had hair like that in the 80's LOL
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu May 15, 2008 4:03 pm

James wrote:I don't see how one could take a razor blade to the scrotum without making mincemeat of it... it's hardly a level playing field down there...!


You'd be surprised: your scrotum is like leather and I've never had a ball-shaving accident, yet...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Herzeleid on Thu May 15, 2008 4:12 pm

I don't want to fit in at 'da club' with all their bells and whistles, and small brained louts. I'm happy with my hair thanks. It looks better on me than short hair would, and with my beard I can go to bars and get free drinks by pretending to be in Mastodon.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu May 15, 2008 4:14 pm

I got asked for ID in Tesco today. I wouldn't usually be annoyed seeing as I look about 12, but I was buying a £27 bottle of Courvoisier. How many people under the age of 18 would ever think of buying Courvoisier.

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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Herzeleid on Thu May 15, 2008 4:29 pm

That's quite harsh. My beard is too big for ID warranting, though I may give it a much needed trim, so it'll be time to get the ancient passport out again.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu May 15, 2008 4:31 pm

Beards are for fags and peasants.

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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Herzeleid on Thu May 15, 2008 4:32 pm

No, beards are awesome. People just whine at me when I shave it all off and say I look cooler with it.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu May 15, 2008 4:33 pm

Yes, but the people that associate themselves with you evidently don't mind you having silly girl-hair. Their opinions are not to be accepted as valid.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Mazz on Thu May 15, 2008 4:37 pm

Satan digs long hair. Therefore long hair is cool.

David Coverdale has long hair. He is the man.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu May 15, 2008 4:40 pm

Satan is a complete cockring, though you are correct to state DC's greatness.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby caspio on Fri May 16, 2008 12:51 am

indeed
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Shugmaster on Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm

In defence of long hair, windmill headbanging should only be done by hirsute people. JFAC's baldy bassist was windmilling at the Megadeth gig and he looked totally stupid.
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