I'm not that interested in Politics but I've been hearing some silly things about Palin; for example, that she believed dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time.

Is she that thick?

She loves the cock.

McCain gives away the fact he is a total lying shit cos he blinks constantly when he is lying through his teeth. Not a good trait for a prospective President of the US. They can usually hide the lies well. Remember Bill Clinton's stoney face when he said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

To be fair, he covered himself well by saying that she only sucked his cock and that he didn't count that as real sex. I remember those impeachment proceedings or whatever they were quite well. The sly fucker totally had an endorsement deal with Diet Coke on the go. Good lad.

SO, does that mean I can get my cock sucked by another woman and it doesn't count as an affair???

If you say that it didn't mean anything, yes. I would make sure you watch out for the missus brandishing a pot of boiling water, though. I remember watching a thing about 'killer housewives' and some of what they did was just not on.

Magic. She is off caravaning with her mum and some cousins this weekend so I better nip off up town tomorrow and find myself a slut.

Fucking right.

'Caravaning' is probably just some kind of euphemism for 'Planning to ensnare Scott with expensive wedding plans' anyway.

It is her Birthday too. What better present could i give her than two timing her and shooting my load in another birds gob.

Congrats on the 6000 posts by the way.

Ah, cruelty at its best.

Glad I reached the big 6-0... 0-0, actually. I start working in 18 days.

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

You never know, if you aren't that busy on the phones you may manage to spend 3/4 of your working day on t'internet like i do.

Shugmaster wrote:Magic. She is off caravaning with her mum and some cousins this weekend so I better nip off up town tomorrow and find myself a slut.

i have heard they are easily found in nightclub toilets up your way

Immortalicide wrote:

Shugmaster wrote:Magic. She is off caravaning with her mum and some cousins this weekend so I better nip off up town tomorrow and find myself a slut.

i have heard they are easily found in nightclub toilets up your way

She found me at the bar and dragged me to the nightclub toilet.

RAPE!

Two people in a seminar on Wednesday didn't know who Sarah Palin even was. I do Journalism. WE GRADUATE AT THE END OF THE YEAR.

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thrashduck wrote:Two people in a seminar on Wednesday didn't know who Sarah Palin even was. I do Journalism. WE GRADUATE AT THE END OF THE YEAR.

FOR FUCKSSS>AS>SD>.asd...

Wow, this makes me feel safe at night.