People with political opinions.



And Zurab.

Abou Diaby. And Phil Dowd.

jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.

One that I'm picking up on at work is "touch base offline" when people are on conference calls. What the fuck is wrong with "talk later"??

Let's earmark some revenue streams.

Craig wrote:

jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.

One that I'm picking up on at work is "touch base offline" when people are on conference calls. What the fuck is wrong with "talk later"??

Jesus bloody christ, I'd be instantly sick everywhere if someone said that to me. People who work in TV say it a lot, I noticed during my time as an extra. Actually, most people who work in TV (and pretty much any other entertainment industry) are just dicks anyway.

"Going forward" is another pointless phrase that seems to have embedded itself everywhere, even football managers say it!

"Scrotty Mess" That's one that i heard recently. As in "this office is a Scrotty mess", after the staff bukake party.

zykloned wrote:Abou Diaby. And Phil Dowd.

Pretty much.

And, on a completely note, David Cameron, after yesterday's nobjock performance.

zykloned wrote:Abou Diaby. And Phil Dowd.

Football?

Sarah wrote:

zykloned wrote:Abou Diaby. And Phil Dowd.

Football?

Soccer

people whistling
the tone/frequency of anyone whistling in any style makes me want to lash out and go crazy,its weird just how irritated i get by it.

Also:people who own too many properties.
for example my landlord is 60 odd yrs old and own 21 properties in total.
the property im in is split into 4 tenencies who all pay £600 a month. he is building 2 more on the back so thats £3600 or so a month into his pocket.
if you multiply that by all the others he rents out then thats a fucking fortune.

meanwhile all the struggling young couples cant save or everget on the property ladder coz of these greedy people who arent ever content enough.

if i was 60 and had the money he had i would sell off half the properties and chill for the rest of my life going on holidays etc.

and another example; a guy at work who is 30 owns 6 properties in a nearby town.
the ONLY reason he works is so he can pay lower taxes on them.he doesnt even need this job.
this means for all the people who actually need a job/house,he is wasting vacancies in both areas.
ive suggested to him about selling off 1 or 2 properties and stashing it in bank and retiring at 30 and enjoying life etc.but again he would rather chase every penny.

look at Alan Sugar, WHY the fuck would anyone that minted still be working and stressed out at that age.

there should be a limit on how many properties someone can own. maybe a maximum of 2 houses per couple(1 house in each persons name) and a holiday villa or something.

these property programmes on telly are a fucking joke too. also that grand designs is sickening.

1 or 2 random grey hairs sprouting out my head and im not even 30 yet. i just tweezer them out at the moment.

on the subject of hair, i cant stand customers/people who have enough hair in their ears to grow vegetables or more hairs up thier nose than ive got on my dick.

surely when they look in the mirror they must notice it? SURELY.
to not act upon it or do anything about it is wrong.

i got a £3 electric grooming trimmer and use it once a week to stop any nasal hairs from making potential public appearances. why cant other people do the same.

even eyebrows on old people are sometimes out of control.

worst of all is old ladies on bus/at supermarkets etc with chin hairs of varying length. i feel sorry for the grandkids

SICK but at least its neatly groomed and not all over the place. still horrific though

thats a mild form of a hermaphrodite in my opinion