Why do so many threads drift OT?

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:16 pm

MartinC wrote:
Hostile wrote:
MartinC wrote:Watch Series 1 and 2 and the Christmas special of The Office then.

I have! Probably should watch it again though.

You're gonna have to if you intend to keep up with us.

"I always knew you were bent"

Yeah, we're the best.

"2 for a tenner. Yes please, I'll have 4."

by **thrashduck** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:44 pm

"Dutch girls should be punished for having big boobs... You do not punish a girl, dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs. You reward them if anything"

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:16 pm

thrashduck wrote:"Dutch girls should be punished for having big boobs... You do not punish a girl, dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs. You reward them if anything"

They should be equal!

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:17 pm

"What she needs is a good shagging"

"Well I might bloody have to now!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:22 pm

That's twice now, I'm already wet so the joke's on her.

If I want advice from you mate, it'll be about mortgages.

This 100% the best thread on any forum in the entire world. I literally can't believe it.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:31 pm

"Oh yeah baby, groovy!"

"They couldn't do what I do, and I couldn't do... well actually I could. And I think they knew that even then."

by **thrashduck** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:28 am

"This guy here does the best Ali G impressions in the world..."
"No I don't"
"Oh it's not you, it's the other one..."
"The other what... paki?"
"Ooh.. Racist..."

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:36 am

"Ooh and she goes 'what was that shit, what was that shit', what was your shit!"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:51 am

"Pound for pound there’s more sugar in a lemon than in a strawberry."

“David quipped: why buy a book when you can join the library?”

“Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me.”

by **MartinC** on Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:07 pm

"Oh yeah, one final thing, my wife loved you but I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT IN THE WORKPLACE!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am

"What is a 'girlfriend'?"

"Someone you'd have sex with?"

"Oi, don't get coarse. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer... for filth."

by **MartinC** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:45 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:"What is a 'girlfriend'?"

"Someone you'd have sex with?"

"Oi, don't get coarse. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer... for filth."

Hahaha.

"Can we just stick to my questions, please?"

"Well maybe you should make it clearer what the questions are because I'm starting to get a bit... "

by **thrashduck** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:07 pm

"In fact, right, I can honestly say I've never come over a little queer..."

by **MartinC** on Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:12 pm

"I heard they drop an... atomic bomb on Swindon... about 15 quids worth of damage..."

"ONLY MEEEE!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:10 pm

"Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with that but I don't agree with that in the workplace! <hilarious John Cleese nazi walk ensues> I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT, IN THE WORKPLACE!"