biomechanical

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:29 pm

you degenerate

by **Lev** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:30 pm

On the bus the other day, a guy scots man. I couldn't believe it. I've never seen a gay scot before. He sounded bloody weird.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:30 pm

Degenerate for not being involuntarily sodomized and having education and health systems that have actually been updated since Thatcher was Prime Minister?

Hmm...

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:31 pm

Lev wrote:On the bus the other day, a guy scots man. I couldn't believe it. I've never seen a gay scot before. He sounded bloody weird.

Was he Glaswegian? They're all faggots.

by **Lev** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:34 pm

I can't differentiate between the different parts of Scotland by accent. All sounds the same to me.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:38 pm

Glaswegian is the one an English person would try to imitate if asked to do a Scottish accent. People from Edinburgh sound English; people from Fife have a bit of a 'twang' to their accent and use the words 'aye', 'eh', 'ken' and 'like' ad nauseam; and people from the Borders and the Highlands have weird ways of pronouncing vowels.

by **Lev** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:39 pm

My favourite is the insanely vowely scotsman.

Loodiidoodii, ay look over theer loodi, ay bee gumdiiloo.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:43 pm

groundskeeper willie is the most famous scotsman

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:44 pm

I prefer them when they pronounce A as O so you can keep going on about 'gong bongs':

Foncy a gong bong, Olona (Alannah).

Not pronouncing Ts is nice too:

In'el Pen'ium...

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:46 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:groundskeeper willie is the most famous scotsman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Carnegie

Founded US Steel and is worth $300bn. He's probably better known in American than Willie. I'd say Gordon Brown is probably better known than Willie in Britain just now too. Alistair Darling as well.

by **thrashduck** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:47 pm

by **Lev** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:51 pm

Rab C. Nesbit is pretty famous. The fucking Proclaimers! Ali McCoist! McCoy's crisps!

by **meluaz** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:53 pm

how the hell did this thread turn into a scottish accent debate?

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:53 pm

Lev wrote:Rab C. Nesbit is pretty famous. The fucking Proclaimers! Ali McCoist! McCoy's crisps!

Highlander are good cake too.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:54 pm

zurabmelua wrote:how the hell did this thread turn into a scottish accent debate?

Because Biomechanical are not worthy of discussion. I am.

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