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Postby Shugmaster on Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:26 am

Metal Iain wrote:
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MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.


Unless your cock is in it.


You popped the question to your bird yet, Shug?


Never gonna happen. Rather save the money and buy packets of Wagon Wheels with it.
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:14 pm

Shugmaster wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Shugmaster wrote:
MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.


Unless your cock is in it.


You popped the question to your bird yet, Shug?


Never gonna happen. Rather save the money and buy packets of Wagon Wheels with it.


:lol:

I mind talking to Scoob about this actually. Has he not been going with his bird for more than ten years now? How you've managed to deflect your birds' blatant hints is beyond me.

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Postby Shugmaster on Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:16 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Shugmaster wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Shugmaster wrote:
MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.


Unless your cock is in it.


You popped the question to your bird yet, Shug?


Never gonna happen. Rather save the money and buy packets of Wagon Wheels with it.


:lol:

I mind talking to Scoob about this actually. Has he not been going with his bird for more than ten years now? How you've managed to deflect your birds' blatant hints is beyond me.

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Postby Necrotism on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:30 am

MartinC wrote:
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MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.


Unless your cock is in it.


Precisely.


nice to know we are valued
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Postby Shugmaster on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:36 am

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Postby Necrotism on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:44 am

well done...now go have a :wank:
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Postby Lev on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:55 am

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Postby Shugmaster on Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:45 am

Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a :wank:


I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.
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Postby Herzeleid on Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:05 pm

See, the 50's had it all right, why can't life be like that these days?
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Postby Metal Iain on Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:19 pm

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Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a :wank:


I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.


That's still quite a lot. I get bruising after three and can't remember having gone for more than three in under twelve hours.
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Postby James on Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:23 pm

I had a school friend who claimed seven in a day, but no one really believed him.

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Postby terrorizer on Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:07 pm

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Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a :wank:


I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.


Use KY, not spit.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:41 pm

7 ha! i have managed 8. The last one took three hours.
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Postby Shugmaster on Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:49 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Shugmaster wrote:
Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a :wank:


I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.


That's still quite a lot. I get bruising after three and can't remember having gone for more than three in under twelve hours.


You are obviously using poor technique and gripping too hard.
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Postby Metal Iain on Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:39 pm

Shugmaster wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Shugmaster wrote:
Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a :wank:


I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.


That's still quite a lot. I get bruising after three and can't remember having gone for more than three in under twelve hours.


You are obviously using poor technique and gripping too hard.


Aye, I grip quite close behind my bell-end and believe that my foreskin is a bit on t'tight side. I've had cuts before...
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