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ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby terrorizer on Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:04 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... 0255442325
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:12 pm

Pfft!

Who is actually going to pay to be Australian?!
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:39 pm

What a strange thing to want to do.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Katze on Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:42 pm

So, his house is valued at 400-420 thousand, and he's asking for 2.2million AUD for the whole lot...? A bit overpriced surely..
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby TORSO on Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:45 pm

Well the bid started at $1 Australian dollar!
INTO THE REACTOR!
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby MartinC on Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:20 am

I hate Australians more than I hate the Irish.

Fuck, no I don't, the Irish are gay as fuck!
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Andy Slazbian on Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:45 am

Some people.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby MartinC on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:18 am

M People.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Herzeleid on Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:54 am

I asked some Irish guy on friday night if he'd seen "me lucky choirms" He didn't find it funny, but I couldn't stop laughing.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby TORSO on Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:49 pm

This guy is actually British who lives over there,

"This is just my way of dealing with what has happened to me."

This is crazy though as you get his friends and his job
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby James on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:26 pm

"Getting his friends" is the most ridiculous part - as if you can sell someone your friends!! :lol:
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Herzeleid on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:59 pm

Well, you can't James, but some of us actually have friends, so we can.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby thrashduck on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:19 pm

My friends are rubbish, I'll take bids starting at a fiver.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Lev on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:22 pm

I'm gonna sell Sam sometime next week.
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Re: ALife4Sale - bizarre eBay auction!

Postby Styxx on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:37 pm

TORSO wrote:"This is just my way of dealing with what has happened to me."


What's happened to him then?
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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