If what Immortalicide says is true, then Metal Iain is stealing my damn pick up lines.

I wish I had a 19 year old girlfriend.

Meh, 19 is a bit old. 17 is where it's at.

MartinC wrote:I haven't got a problem with it. If anything though, I'd rather shag an older bird. MILF!

wait til you're the same age lol, u WILL think different

Herzeleid wrote:Meh, 19 is a bit old. 17 is where it's at.

Every fit bird is an odd number. 18 and 20 year olds are shit.

Herzeleid wrote:Meh, 19 is a bit old. 17 is where it's at.

The last two birds I went out with were 17 and they were DICKS.

MartinC wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:Meh, 19 is a bit old. 17 is where it's at.

The last two birds I went out with were 17 year old transexuals and they had DICKS.

Immortalicide wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:Meh, 19 is a bit old. 17 is where it's at.

The last two birds I went out with were 17 year old transexuals and they had DICKS.

He's not joking But in fairness they did warn him before.

Tourettes guy.

thrashduck wrote:Tourettes guy.

Oh christ yeah...That's like 5 or 6 years old now though.

Immortalicide wrote:That is the sort of comment that is probably why you say you are still single. Id love to hear one of your chat up lines "och, hoooow ye doooin?? Im iain, ye seem like a fit lass, and i like the way ye not got a fat arrrrse, want to ket a kebab, then we can fuck"

That's actually a pretty accurate depiction but I tend to do most of my courting on the dance floor so the dialogue basically consists of her saying something and me mouthing 'I can't hear a fucking thing you're saying!' Of course at that point I'm usually bladdered so I usually rely on my mates intervening before I get off with a fat swamp-donkey.

Immortalicide wrote:well for a start, 19 isnt still school age, so being branded a paedo is pretty much unlikely. I accept a few people may make comments, but quite a few will be from people who are jealous id imagine. we dont really think about the age difference, we just get along very well, and we have a lot in common. I am not with her because she is a teenager.

No, 19 isn't school age but it's still half of your age and I am so jealous I'm not shagging an 11 (half of 22) year old girl like.

You are so with her because she's a teenager you filthy old man.

Immortalicide wrote:That is a possibility, but there are millions of things that may happen at any time in the future. Do you live your life by what may happen in 30 years time? Many many people get old gracefully, and dont end up needing that amount of help, but you know, talking in general here, if you choose to be with someone it should be for love, and if you love someone, then you do what is best for them to the best of your abilities. If we stayed together and she developed a diesease or illness, or had an accident that meant she required care, i would like to think that i would do what i could to help her. You seem very shallow iain, and i find that quite sad to be honest.

I don't think about what may happen in 30 years time... yet. I guess I'll start when I have to think about pensions and what not, which is about three years from now.

Yes, many people do age gracefully but ending up as a druelling vegetable with neglible bowel-control tends to be par for the course.

How am I shallow? Just because I see there being something fundamentally wrong with sleeping with someone young enough to be your daughter? Granted, I am incredibly shallow when it comes to most things but, in this instance, what I'm saying just strikes me as common sense.

Have you introduced her to your parents? I could never do that, the shame would cripple me emotionally.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Disliking age difference is just...one of those things. Like people who hate gays, and have no explination for it. Just a mental thing, that you can't agree with and you have no control over it.

I think it's horrible, but I can't see why.

Fucking gays!

Metal Iain wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Disliking age difference is just...one of those things. Like people who hate gays, and have no explination for it. Just a mental thing, that you can't agree with and you have no control over it.

I think it's horrible, but I can't see why.

Fucking gays!

Kill the fucking wufters!

Metal Iain wrote:Have you introduced her to your parents? I could never do that, the shame would cripple me emotionally.

yep, she has met my mum, and they get on fine. My best mate thinks she is lovely (and he is gay before you say owt), and my other best mate ian terrorizer will meet her at the gig tomorrow nite. Seriously, when i first knew her, i never knew she was a teen, and while i have to say that does have an ego-boosting quality, it really isnt the reason i am with her.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Disliking age difference is just...one of those things. Like people who hate gays, and have no explination for it. Just a mental thing, that you can't agree with and you have no control over it.

I think it's horrible, but I can't see why.

Fucking gays!

Kill the fucking wufters!

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