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The Ventor!

Postby Resilience Records on Wed May 06, 2009 4:26 am

Feel like pointlessly slagging off some cunt. pissed off and need to tell everybody.

Feel free to express all of you pent up teen angst (and well repressed homo-erotic-fantasy) here, in the Ventor!


I'll start by talking about Donny. Donny, you are a fucking filthy mongoloid bastard, sort out your life you wanker, or i'll sort it out for you. and you wont like that. you... Nebukurdnezza!
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 9:54 am

Lewis is a haemophiliac who has a tendency to make love to hair brushes.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby TORSO on Wed May 06, 2009 10:37 am

hahah Billy has a tendency to pull his trousers up massively high scream that he is simon cowell then run into the night to find a hairy Scottish singing dog
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 10:42 am

I actually am Simon Cowell.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Lev on Wed May 06, 2009 10:55 am

Srop ruining the forum Jamie
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 11:02 am

Lev has no genitals, he draws them on with felt tip everyday. The girth and length relates to his mood.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Lev on Wed May 06, 2009 11:04 am

I've ran out of black, so I have to use green. And I can never decide for curly or straight pubes.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 11:04 am

I'd go for a centre parting, it'll add character.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Lev on Wed May 06, 2009 11:05 am

You're the only one that ever sees it.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 11:08 am

Well how else am i supposed to pass my judgements, we already know that charades doesn't bloody work for it.
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Povey on Wed May 06, 2009 11:48 am

All the bands in UKthrash need to pull there fingers out there arse and get some new material asap.

Birmingham needs to start putting on gigs again

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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Stevedot2 on Wed May 06, 2009 2:00 pm

This thread should be called THE VENTILATOR!!! Just cause it sounds better, you fucking ninny Jamie!!!
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby James on Wed May 06, 2009 2:05 pm

But Ventor is a cool thrash reference at the same time...
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed May 06, 2009 4:10 pm

Shut up Harry!
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Re: The Ventor!

Postby MartinC on Wed May 06, 2009 4:12 pm

I hate University.
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