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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby radioactive rik on Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:04 pm

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eliquently, you leave the scene like Eddie Murphy, condoms full of cum, dribbling from under your belly,
heres the recipe for your art of homosexual chemistry, i might be wrong, but it's bums moobs and willy!

DING DING DING!


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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby radioactive rik on Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:35 pm

Lev wrote:Shit thread, no fans.


Lev...dont be a pleb,just coz you couldnt battle your way out of a room full of spider webs...er...even if your name was Kev....er....yeah...er....nev-er go to Dev-on..ev-er.
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Lev on Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:34 am

There was a young man called Lev, who ate a dodgy kiev
It upset his tummy, so he told his mummy
And now his bike doesn't rev.

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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby radioactive rik on Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:40 am

wow,Kiev AND rev.i woulda never thought of those two words.guess even im a bit of a whack lyricist at times.
see Lev,you gotz potential as a blazin hip hop entrepreneur.check it!
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Lev on Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:58 am

Not only that, but 'thread' is a half rhyme with 'rev'. So that's the ending "yeah!" or "boi" or "check it" whatever they say at the end of such songs.
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Creeping Dan on Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:20 pm

There was an old man from Frodgeham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His Wife said Jack if you dont put them back
Ill stand on the bollocks and squash them!
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Lev on Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:46 am

I'll stand on the buggers and squash them.
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Craig on Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:58 pm

Creeping Dan wrote:There was an old man from Frodgeham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His Wife said Jack if you dont put them back
Ill stand on the bollocks and squash them!


classic Lee Evans! :lol:
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Creeping Dan on Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:48 pm

Thats Lee Evans? I learnt that in primary school!
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby James on Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:04 pm

Haha, so that's where he gets all his material :lol:
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Craig on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:28 pm

Creeping Dan wrote:Thats Lee Evans? I learnt that in primary school!


I think it's from one of his earlier gigs, Live in Scotland '98 or maybe Live from the West End '96. Considering you're 17 now, you'd have started in primary school in '98 or '99, so it would be around the same time, if not later.
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Creeping Dan on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:39 pm

I had my 5th birthday in school so yeh id say thats about right.

Knew some rude words back then, but that was all mainly due to South Park.
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby James on Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:36 pm

Ah yes, the days when South Park was considered funny because of the swear words!
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby Creeping Dan on Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:55 pm

Everybody on the playground knew the words to Mr Hankey and could say back all the words from the first South Park episode with the anal probe. Funny times.

But once in year two i was talking about it was somebody and i said 'bastard' and i got grassed in. Uncool. This guy now is into heavy drugs.
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Re: Bustin' "sic" Raps!

Postby thrashduck on Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:03 pm

Creeping Dan wrote: But once in year two i was talking about it was somebody and i said 'bastard' and i got grassed in. Uncool. This guy now is into heavy drugs.


:lol:

There's a lesson.

I remember in Year 6 when everybody was doing impressions of Mr Mackey... and the N64 game which was hilarious because of the swearing.. I'm glad it moved on a bit, although the first few series were still very good.
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