*LOL THREAD* Luciano Pavarotti dies.

by **Stevedot2** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:46 pm

Dian Wei wrote:That was terrible, make it an award for pre-teen gangbangers at least.

Now that wouldn't be very optimistic would it...

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:52 pm

Optimism, lol.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:22 pm

Now that we have established the fact that Madeleine is dead, can we get onto the murder weapon? I say it was Kate McCann, in the bathroom, with a spade. If needs be I'll start a new thread, Algarve Cluedo!

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:35 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Now that we have established the fact that Madeleine is dead, can we get onto the murder weapon? I say it was Kate McCann, in the bathroom, with a spade. If needs be I'll start a new thread, Algarve Cluedo!

BBLLLLEEEAAARRRRGGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by **thrashduck** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:22 pm

The UkThrash sweepstake has begun.

My call is Kate, suffocated with a pillow and then dumped into the sea. I mean, have they actually searched the ocean yet? No. She's there.

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:37 pm

if they found traces of blood, that would indicate some trauma, so i say it was the mum in the bedroom with a rampant rabbit (i guess maddy disturbed her just at the wrong moment :roll:

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by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:51 pm

Immortalicide wrote:if they found traces of blood, that would indicate some trauma, so i say it was the mum in the bedroom with a rampant rabbit (i guess maddy disturbed her just at the wrong moment )

The old Holy Grail routine eh?

I'm going for spade! Seriously though, I reckon she pranged her head off the wall in the shower and Kate McCann panicked.

by **Dian Wei** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:52 pm

Smothered maddie with her fanny. OBVIOUSLY!

by **thrashduck** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:53 pm

Immortalicide wrote:if they found traces of blood, that would indicate some trauma, so i say it was the mum in the bedroom with a rampant rabbit (i guess maddy disturbed her just at the wrong moment )

Shit i forgot about the blood.

Ok, Maddie had a killer nosebleed and Kate McCann tried to use the pillow to stop it, inadvertantly suffocating her.

Then dumped her in the sea.

by **STD_Caps** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:11 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Smothered maddie with her fanny. OBVIOUSLY!

One for the wank bank...

by **Bangover** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:49 pm

STD_Caps wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:Smothered maddie with her fanny. OBVIOUSLY!

One for the wank bank...

Hahha!

by **Stevedot2** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:13 pm

thrashduck wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:if they found traces of blood, that would indicate some trauma, so i say it was the mum in the bedroom with a rampant rabbit (i guess maddy disturbed her just at the wrong moment )

Shit i forgot about the blood.

Ok, Maddie had a killer nosebleed and Kate McCann tried to use the pillow to stop it, inadvertantly suffocating her.

Then dumped her in the sea.

Haha! That's classic. I don't watch the news so I don't even know what's going on with this whole sherade, except the parents were arrested and released. But I'm gonna go with the idea that she will eventually turn up, alive, just so if I'm right I can say "I told you so".

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:21 pm

There are a lot of sharks in the Mediterranean Sea as well. I mean, if Kate McCann severed Madeleine's carotid arteries (which would happen with a spade to the face) then the sharks would flock to her corpse like paparazzi to the Pope with Anne Frank's remains hanging off his knob.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:23 pm

Metal Iain wrote:like paparazzi to the Pope with Anne Frank's remains hanging off his knob.

ha

by **boovidge** on Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:28 pm

the rumour was that she killed her with sedatives. doesnt explain the blood though...

did anyone see kate's pics in the times today? so fit.. :shock: