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Postby Creeping_Dave on Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:12 pm

ThrashMetalLuci wrote:I hate cooking with a passion.


I've never tried cooking with a passion... is that some kind of fancy pan? Like a wok? :dance:

I try to avoid cooking wherever possible, microwave meals ftw! 20 years from now I'll probably be obese with heart problems... but that's not now so I don't care haha :roll:
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Postby Styxx on Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:47 am

Creeping_Dave wrote:
ThrashMetalLuci wrote:I hate cooking with a passion.


I've never tried cooking with a passion... is that some kind of fancy pan? Like a wok? :dance:

I try to avoid cooking wherever possible, microwave meals ftw! 20 years from now I'll probably be obese with heart problems... but that's not now so I don't care haha :roll:


Woks are for people with too much money and too much forced "class". I mean, what's wrong with a regular frying pan?

As for microwaveable meals, the single best one you can get is, hands down, Tesco Italian range (I think, the ones in the green and creamy-yellow packages) spaghetti carbonara. Also, the lasagnes in the same range are good. But the carbonara wins.
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