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Re: Sex

Postby Katze on Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:05 pm

Jon I think I know too much about your sex life with your new woman, from reading on here lol
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Re: Sex

Postby Mazz on Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:37 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:
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jonny_boy34 wrote:Well, I've just written an emotional chorus for my rocking song. It's pretty cheesy, and therefore brilliant. Once this song is done, there'll be 3 in the bank. And one of them is a 7 minute ballad that gets heavy halfway through. The other one is a fast heavy metal song.

I don't know what we're called yet... I'm working on that one.



I've got some really bad lyrics we could use...really bad.

I want to right a song called ROCK AND ROLL WIZARD with a line after the secound chorus that goes "HE'S COMING TO GET YA!" then a brain melting guitar solo kicks in and I run about the STAGE in a HEAVY METAL frenzy pointing at people.


Believe me Mazzareth when I say THAT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN.


It better do..i’ve just quit my job.

Have you heard the bad song “When it’s time to rock” by UFO? We should do one called “Now it’s time to rock” and make it just as bad. It has the worst chorus ever.
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Re: Sex

Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:42 pm

i need moar
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Re: Sex

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:58 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:i need moar


use your hand/s.
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Re: Sex

Postby meluaz on Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:08 am

what is this sex?
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Re: Sex

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:35 pm

radioactive rik wrote:
thrash metal maniac wrote:i need moar


use your hand/s.


plenty of poontang around tho down here :lol:
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Re: Sex

Postby Mazz on Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:50 pm

I don't shag...I make love...I'm a love maker
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Re: Sex

Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:51 pm

Sometimes, when you're listening to an album like Bad Reputation by Thin Lizzy, you realise that sex is unnecessary when you have ROCK.
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Re: Sex

Postby Mazz on Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:22 pm

Yeah...like when you're listening to BANG TANGO
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Re: Sex

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:10 pm

Oh Mazz, I wrote an amazing chorus. Once I work out a good ending, I'll send you the song! It's got an amazing middle section too. The rest of it's ok I think.
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Re: Sex

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:08 pm

I'm at the new relationship stage where you just can't bloody stop at the minute.

Looking forward to the argument in Ikea stage then the standard "you prefer to be drunk with your mates drinking" conversation.

God, I never change.
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Re: Sex

Postby Mazz on Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:34 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Oh Mazz, I wrote an amazing chorus. Once I work out a good ending, I'll send you the song! It's got an amazing middle section too. The rest of it's ok I think.



Cool..make a fake ending..I love fake endings.
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Re: Sex

Postby MartinC on Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:00 pm

I bummed Zurab.
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Re: Sex

Postby thrashduck on Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:03 am

Not.. not up the arse.
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Re: Sex

Postby Resilience Records on Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:11 am

I just wish all my sex was under-age.
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