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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:17 pm

"Then a maggoty lump fell f'rm her kraw"
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:18 pm

Pretty much.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby terrorizer on Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:18 pm

:lol:

Chuck in a few drug references and it could be Irvine Welsh.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby meluaz on Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:00 pm

how she must of been hammered to shag you
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:11 pm

zurabmelua wrote:how she must of been hammered to shag you


yeah, have a word with yr mum bout her drinking will you.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby meluaz on Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:16 pm

ooooohhhhhhhh i got told bwap bwap zoop zoop!!!
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:25 pm

zurabmelua wrote:how she must of been hammered to shag you


Tell me about it. I didn't get her name and I don't actually remember speaking to her before she led me off to the men's room.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Throsh on Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:31 pm

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:
zurabmelua wrote:how she must of been hammered to shag you


Tell me about it. I didn't get her name and I don't actually remember speaking to her before she led me off to the men's room.

Congratulations on your aids
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:06 pm

I'll be surprised if there are no horrible repercussions from this, in terms of an STD.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Creeping Dan on Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:07 pm

Get to the doctors boi.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:11 pm

I'll wait for my knob to turn green, then it'll be straight to the Docs. The good thing is, I have no idea who she is and vice versa. She was probably only 12 so I don't want to be lynched by enraged cousins etc.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby terrorizer on Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:45 pm

Oh the self-respect.

what's the odds on the Clam?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:18 pm

My urethra feels fucking infected now, so I reckon quite high.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:04 pm

What if she gets pregnant?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Herzeleid on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:18 pm

Call the baby Ken, you seem to say it a lot, Iain.
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