Nah, I'd call it 'What's Eating Gilbert's Gape'.
I used that as a pub quiz team name once but nobody else found it funny.
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Metal Iain wrote:Nah, I'd call it 'What's Eating Gilbert's Gape'.
I used that as a pub quiz team name once but nobody else found it funny.
No one finds anything you do funny.
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I've named quiz teams "Stephen Hawking's Football Boots" or "Universally Challenged" many times, in honour of The Office.
Hardly anyone in the pub gets it. All fucking wankers.
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ribbons69 wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Nah, I'd call it 'What's Eating Gilbert's Gape'.
I used that as a pub quiz team name once but nobody else found it funny.
No one finds anything you do funny.
I think you'll find everyone finds everything I do funny.
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the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
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I'm there.
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Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
Lies!
What about that time I assaulted a barmaid?
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Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
Isn't that where you're meant to do it?
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in your own pants??
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Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
Isn't that where you're meant to do it?
Americans shit in the bathroom, we frequent the toilet my dear fellow.
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Metal Iain wrote:Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
Lies!
What about that time I assaulted a barmaid?
Tell me more, Tell me more
Did you get very far?
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thrash metal maniac wrote:in your own pants??
I didn't shit in my own pants, I fell off the bog mid-shit and shat everywhere. It was all over the walls and everything. I lay in it for about an hour, periodically heaving my self up to the sink to vomit.
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MartinC wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
Lies!
What about that time I assaulted a barmaid?
Tell me more, Tell me more
Did you get very far?
I was at a shitty pub in Glasgow getting smashed and started fannying about. Sadly, my antics caught the eye of the barman who then refused to serve me more booze. In retaliation I stood there flipping him off. Then a barmaid came from nowhere to escort me from the premises. She caught me off guard so I lunged at her, shoving her what must have been fifteen feet through the air. She took a pretty nasty spill and seemed to bang her head. People were looking at me as if I'd just done something bad so I hightailed it out of there, got in a taxi and told him to drive like fuck.
It's not as if I hit her on anything but, judging by the fall and subsequent dramatic slide across the floor into a table, there could have been head trauma.
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Iain, you are a king among men.
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