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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:15 pm

Nah, I'd call it 'What's Eating Gilbert's Gape'.

I used that as a pub quiz team name once but nobody else found it funny.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby ribbons69 on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:23 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Nah, I'd call it 'What's Eating Gilbert's Gape'.

I used that as a pub quiz team name once but nobody else found it funny.

No one finds anything you do funny.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:28 pm

:lol:

I've named quiz teams "Stephen Hawking's Football Boots" or "Universally Challenged" many times, in honour of The Office.

Hardly anyone in the pub gets it. All fucking wankers.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:59 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Nah, I'd call it 'What's Eating Gilbert's Gape'.

I used that as a pub quiz team name once but nobody else found it funny.

No one finds anything you do funny.


I think you'll find everyone finds everything I do funny.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Bangover on Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:06 pm

the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby metaldazza on Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:46 pm

I'm there.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:35 pm

Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom


Lies!

What about that time I assaulted a barmaid?
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Lev on Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:33 pm

Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom


Isn't that where you're meant to do it?
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:55 pm

in your own pants??
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby metaldazza on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:00 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom


Isn't that where you're meant to do it?


Americans shit in the bathroom, we frequent the toilet my dear fellow. :-k
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:01 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom


Lies!

What about that time I assaulted a barmaid?


Tell me more, Tell me more

Did you get very far?
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:02 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:in your own pants??


I didn't shit in my own pants, I fell off the bog mid-shit and shat everywhere. It was all over the walls and everything. I lay in it for about an hour, periodically heaving my self up to the sink to vomit.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:06 pm

MartinC wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Bangover wrote:the only funny thing that you've done is shit yourself in a bathroom


Lies!

What about that time I assaulted a barmaid?


Tell me more, Tell me more

Did you get very far?


I was at a shitty pub in Glasgow getting smashed and started fannying about. Sadly, my antics caught the eye of the barman who then refused to serve me more booze. In retaliation I stood there flipping him off. Then a barmaid came from nowhere to escort me from the premises. She caught me off guard so I lunged at her, shoving her what must have been fifteen feet through the air. She took a pretty nasty spill and seemed to bang her head. People were looking at me as if I'd just done something bad so I hightailed it out of there, got in a taxi and told him to drive like fuck.

It's not as if I hit her on anything but, judging by the fall and subsequent dramatic slide across the floor into a table, there could have been head trauma.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:22 pm

Excellent.
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Re: FORBIDDEN EURO TOUR!

Postby Herzeleid on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:30 pm

Iain, you are a king among men.
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