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Pure Jokes...

Postby Resilience Records on Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:39 pm

Absolutely Hilarious...

http://www.myspace.com/rockagainstchildporno

i wonder how long i'll get away with making a "Rock For Child Porn" site... it sounds pretty glamorous, maybe people will just assume i'm against child porn but using a pretty rubbish charity name. Imagine if i made the news! free speech man, come on, don't be so ignorant!

also, shall i ask if doctor death can play their next event, infact make i a UKThrash special and get River Freshney on the bill. and pulverizer.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Lev on Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:51 pm

Sorry to let you down, but Pulverizer don't exist anymore. Soz mate, knew it meant a lot to you n that...
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Stevedot2 on Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:05 pm

Lev wrote:Sorry to let you down, but Pulverizer don't exist anymore. Soz mate, knew it meant a lot to you n that...


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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Lev on Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:10 pm

Easily your best post. Laughed my dial off.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby thrashduck on Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:29 pm

This is nonce-sense...

Y'hear that?

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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby radioactive rik on Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:12 pm

thrashduck wrote:This is nonce-sense...


=D> A+ for your pun sir Thrashduck
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby thrashduck on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:17 pm

radioactive rik wrote:
thrashduck wrote:This is nonce-sense...


=D> A+ for your pun sir Thrashduck


It's not my joke Rikles... :oops:

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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby radioactive rik on Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:29 pm

if i remember correctly,isnt that off brass eye?

at least youre honest,and i get to keep the top spot of pun master.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Stevedot2 on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:44 pm

Oh I do rather like puns. They're probably one of my favourite things.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Bangover on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:54 pm

I wish I had better pun skills. My brain is just too slowed down to think of anything really.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:51 pm

I wonder why, haha.

Best pun scene ever goes to Family Guy with the whole references to communist figures. That makes me laugh every time.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby Bangover on Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:52 pm

Bit rich.
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:01 pm

bit dry
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Re: Pure Jokes...

Postby thrashduck on Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:49 pm

I prefer a flan.
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