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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:43 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby James on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:00 pm

It was a pathetic reference to the Ipswich prostitute murders. I'm so, so sorry :(
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:19 pm

Yeah that was dire, though this is going to be marvelous.

I had better get these days off or i'll shit blood.
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby James on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:39 pm

Well I've yet to hear a better festive joke today, so...
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:41 pm

Hey James what are you doing in that tent, i hope you're not WACKEN!

There bloody hell.
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:44 pm

I read festival, not festive. Still better than yours.

Ok how about this, a little girl walks into a shopping centre with her mother and spots a father christmas and asks her mother "Mommy is that the real father christmas?"

The fellow in the suit comes over the the little girl and says "No I am Joseph Goebbels, now suck my cock"
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby James on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:50 pm

Naff salad.
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:51 pm

I laughed at mine, and thats....
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby James on Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:05 am

Native American wisdom, which I...
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby thrashduck on Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:07 am

Forward by Duncan Goodhew, so..
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:56 am

Oi, you, are you coming down for this?
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby thrashduck on Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:24 am

No can do I'm afraid, I go away with my family for bloody Christmas the next day.. bloody Christmas.. have a mental fun without me though, and... stay safe.
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby Lee4 on Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:44 am

Heres one I got sent the other day... its an aquired taste but I pissed myself...
Gordon Brown met up with Barak Obama and made a deal... If he puts our Queen on USA stamps, we will keep there president on our jam jars!

This show is gonna be so funny... wait til you see the suprise Freshney have in store... mwah haha!
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby Resilience Records on Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:13 pm

are you guys gonna spunk aids into the front row? thats what i'm reckoning!
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Re: RESILIENCE RECORDS X-MAS BASH @ THE PURPLE TURTLE!!!

Postby zykloned on Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:32 pm

..that's what im hoping for!
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