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Postby Lev on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:54 am

Styxx wrote:
James wrote:
Styxx wrote:This is probably one of those conversations that's better had in person...


My tired eyes read "in prison", and I laughed!


You ever hear that Offspring song "When You're In Prison"? Made me chuckle :lol:


When you're in priiison, don't tuurn the other way, keeep your back against the waaaall
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Postby Styxx on Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:50 pm

Resilience Records wrote:PEADO-PORN 4 DA ULTRA WINZORZZ !!0121!!"434!

i'm never going to give up watching 7 yearolds, they are bare safe.


What's the best thing about having sex with twenty two year olds?



THERE'S TWENTY OF THEM!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:52 pm

I remember a Michael Jackson joke of a similar nature involving twenty eight year olds.
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Postby Reanimator Luke on Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:05 pm

I used to work in the porn industry, it put me right off it.
I killed Reanimator.
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Postby Metal Iain on Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:06 pm

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Postby swizzlenuts on Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:32 pm

holy fuck! Looks like icing for a cake though.
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Postby Enter on Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:07 pm

shit u made me break it for the third time today
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Postby charlotte on Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:54 am

I'm sure that's not the kind of thing I should be seeing at work!
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:13 pm

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!!!


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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:32 pm

thrashduck wrote:WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!!!


UKthrash: Not the kind of thing you should be seeing at work


:lol: =D> :lol: =D> :lol: =D> :lol:
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Postby SpiritCrusher on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:46 pm

thrashduck wrote:WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!!!


UKthrash: Not the kind of thing you should be seeing at work



:lol: :lol: :lol: like it!
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My one desire, my only wish is to be eatennnn!
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Postby ribbons69 on Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:49 pm

thrashduck wrote:WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!!!


UKthrash: Not the kind of thing you should be seeing at work


:hitit: :beer:
"Thorn wishes aegis,rapturous beasts below"
"Aegis arising,the colours of space"






we fall to rise
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Postby GoreBastard on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:58 am

haha that's a funny site. At least they're not trying to ram god up our arses though.

What happens if you sign the pledge while watching porn? Do they come to your house and cut your dick off?
What happens if both you and your partner like watching porn together? Why would that be seen as something bad?

Also, some of the names on the "pledges list" are funny as fuck. Specially the guy from Ni called Ni**er hahaha
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:07 pm

Can't you see this man is Ni?
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Postby boovidge on Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:55 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Image


fuck thats brutal :lol:
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