BAH HAHAHA!

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:59 pm

My God!

by **thrashduck** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:00 pm

Bristol.

by **Immortalicide** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:11 pm

What no sweetcorn?!!!!!! :doh:

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:22 pm

the sad thing is i've seen that chart before :lol:

by **MartinC** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:26 pm

I've done at least all of them.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:27 pm

MartinC wrote:I've done at least all of them.

The hilarity of it is that it's so accurate!

The government should bring in a system so that you can say what type of dump you've done on a dump to dump basis.

by **MartinC** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:30 pm

I always get Type 1 after I've been on the piss all night.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:38 pm

MartinC wrote:I always get Type 1 after I've been on the piss all night.

I always get really painful type 2's...

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:52 pm

I get a complete cross section of that diagram after a night on the razzle! It starts from type 7 and moves up to 1 if it's extreme. 7 to 4 is more regular though.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:41 pm

My friend has that chart on the wall in his downstairs toilet!!!!

I reckon morning after a piss up shits are number 4 or 5... sometimes a 6 if you've had a kebab

Nice

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:29 pm

I feel obliged to communicate my fondness of Type 4. My ring is usually so bloody and raw that it's complete ecstasy to have a chud just glide out, leaving very little need for setting time or extensive wiping.

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:51 pm

Hilariously, last year my housemate printed that out and stuck it to the toilet wall. Wonderful.