MartinC wrote:I like drinking Stella and other such lagers, but it turns me into a horrible bastard. I lost my last girlfriend due to drinking a big box of Stella on my own.

Did you bop her in the mouth or something?

Allegedly, Stella does strange things to people because, unlike most lagers, the alcohol in it is added chemically rather than created as a natural by-product of the brewing process. It's probably bollocks but I'm sold on the theory.

Mind you, I wouldn't recommend anyone a lager that is brewed in the UK. Beers like Kronenbourg and Stella take the piss. Why they are allowed to present themselves as continental lagers when they're brewed in Newcastle is out of order. Allegedly the equivalents you get in Europe are better though...

Faggots eh?

Looks like when I go out tonight I will have to drink myself blind and still get home to prove to someone that I have never met that he is wrong .

Mazz wrote:Faggots eh?

Looks like when I go out tonight I will have to drink myself blind and still get home to prove to someone that I have never met that he is wrong .

Fucking right!

Though trying to get hammered drinking ale can be a protracted process. If I'm out on the tiles I'll drink Guinness more or less exclusively and, even after ten pints or so, I won't be as fucked as I should be to justify having pulled a fat swamp-donkey (as I did last night).

Actually, I'm really not opposed to ale as I once was. I quite like Scottish ales, e.g. McEwan's Champion, but that's actually got alcohol in it. I'm still opposed to what it stands for though: English twats who like rugby league and have invariably got links to some kind of shitty industrial town.

'EEEE that were reet gooood, that.'

No offence, BTW.

Incidentally, getting home shouldn't necessarily be on the agenda. As long as you do or say something that you can never un-do. For example, sleeping rough is OK if you've assaulted a barmaid.

whatever you choose to drink,just dont combine 10pints with a bucket of 8sausages,8chicken wings and chips.
unless you want it to end up all over the pillow/quilt/yourself etc when youre tryna sleep later on.

never again!(i now know my limit these days)

radioactive rik wrote:whatever you choose to drink;just dont combine 10pints with a bucket of 8sausages,8chicken wings and chips with it as it will all end up over the pillow later on when youre tryna sleep.

never again!(i now know my limit these days)

Reminds me of the most recent time I was sick actually. I tried drinking three bottles of wine in about two hours at a party because I was really depressed and surrounded by people who were unjustifiably chirpy. Needless to say, the pasta I had eaten that night came up more or less as it went down. I still had my locks at that point, so I ended up reeking of tomato and wine for a bit.

Horrid.

We will be cheating tonight as we are eating out at 8. It will be extra hard to induce the blindness. I might have to include some weed into the procedings to speed up mentalness....and some FOGHAT.

Metal Iain wrote:

Mazz wrote:Faggots eh?

Looks like when I go out tonight I will have to drink myself blind and still get home to prove to someone that I have never met that he is wrong .

Fucking right!

Though trying to get hammered drinking ale can be a protracted process. If I'm out on the tiles I'll drink Guinness more or less exclusively and, even after ten pints or so, I won't be as fucked as I should be to justify having pulled a fat swamp-donkey (as I did last night).

Actually, I'm really not opposed to ale as I once was. I quite like Scottish ales, e.g. McEwan's Champion, but that's actually got alcohol in it. I'm still opposed to what it stands for though: English twats who like rugby league and have invariably got links to some kind of shitty industrial town.

'EEEE that were reet gooood, that.'

No offence, BTW.

Incidentally, getting home shouldn't necessarily be on the agenda. As long as you do or say something that you can never un-do. For example, sleeping rough is OK if you've assaulted a barmaid.

That's annoying because your assumption about ale drinkers is 95% true, so my only response is: shut yeerr faaaace! As far as Scottish ones go, you can't go wrong with Deuchars IPA. It's a good one to drink all night that, because it's not too heavy and it doesn't get you absolutely leathered.

I shall be on the lagers tonight, as I'll be mainly drinking in Wetherspoons. The bottles of Zywiec aren't too bad, I find.

I should add though that Iain is right. Since I turned 30 a couple of years ago I can't drink for shit so I drink weak ale

Battlewitch say "Drink Safe, Fuck Safe, something safe"

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Mazz wrote:Faggots eh?

Looks like when I go out tonight I will have to drink myself blind and still get home to prove to someone that I have never met that he is wrong .

Fucking right!

Though trying to get hammered drinking ale can be a protracted process. If I'm out on the tiles I'll drink Guinness more or less exclusively and, even after ten pints or so, I won't be as fucked as I should be to justify having pulled a fat swamp-donkey (as I did last night).

Actually, I'm really not opposed to ale as I once was. I quite like Scottish ales, e.g. McEwan's Champion, but that's actually got alcohol in it. I'm still opposed to what it stands for though: English twats who like rugby league and have invariably got links to some kind of shitty industrial town.

'EEEE that were reet gooood, that.'

No offence, BTW.

Incidentally, getting home shouldn't necessarily be on the agenda. As long as you do or say something that you can never un-do. For example, sleeping rough is OK if you've assaulted a barmaid.

That's annoying because your assumption about ale drinkers is 95% true, so my only response is: shut yeerr faaaace! As far as Scottish ones go, you can't go wrong with Deuchars IPA. It's a good one to drink all night that, because it's not too heavy and it doesn't get you absolutely leathered.

I shall be on the lagers tonight, as I'll be mainly drinking in Wetherspoons. The bottles of Zywiec aren't too bad, I find.

I'm 95% correct 100% of the time.

Zywiec isn't bad. I really like all the East European beers that have filtered through to Britain as of late. I forget if Zywiec is rocket fuel or not. There's one just like it called Tsykie and the bottles are fucking similar.

Some of the best beers I've had were Estonian. A Le Coq and Saku do tonnes of great ones, including fairly good dark ales which are about as popular as Stalin across there. You can't get them for love nor money here though. It distresses me greatly.

Mazz wrote:I should add though that Iain is right. Since I turned 30 a couple of years ago I can't drink for shit so I drink weak ale

Battlewitch say "Drink Safe, Fuck Safe, something safe"

That Battlewitch quote says it all really. If you're in a fit state to shag a bird after a night on the lash, you're not doing it right.

also this time last year we started drinking early coz my mates parents were away.went 2 tescos at 11am then back to his garden.by 2pm i had had 6 big bottles of magners,then went walkies round town,stopping in at the local commercial trendy club/pub.(yes i was definately drunk)
i then woke up in a cell the next morning(on mothers day) as a result of this cider binge and some tomfoolery which i wont type.
again i learned from this.
with thrash nites i tend to have 2/3 beers max and let out any agression/excess energy positively during the bands sets

Drunk on six Fagners?

SCANDALOUS!

they were those big ass giant bottles,like what they drink in the hood.plus two more in the bar.
and it was early

Don't they drink Olde English 800 in the 'hood?

I love drinking cider ('bow, Olde English or Scrump Jack). It's the easiet thing to drink ever and it's cheap as shit. Speaking of which, I'm going to get four litres of it on t'way home, a pizza and then watch a cracking film and vegetate.

Typical day at the office really.

they tend to drink a 40oz on the westside i think.
i like merrydown 7.5% out of all ciders,but only once in a while.
proper scrumpy is nice even if it does look like flem/someones greenies.yeah strongbow is my regular cider.
cider aint heavy like lager and actually has a taste to it.although i still do lagers some evenings.i dont mind either.
wont do guinness tho (maybe in five years or so)
im at work at the moment.a typical day at the office on uk thrash