14 pages of a Heretic thread, I bet you're bloody loving this aren't you.

If I weren't in Sheffield Hallam library, I'd be wanking furiously.

I get it, vanilla ice right?

i dont get it

A load of Eminem lyrics changed into Hereticness.

boovidge wrote:Uh oh yeah
Oh suck it
Oh fuck you
Oh Ian
Oh this is why they call you Terrorizer ain't it?
Oh fuck you
Oh take it out take it out
Oh now give something to Craig
Oh violent Craig
Wait don't bite it
Don't be violent with it now just suck it
Nice and slow yeah
Oh oh fuck yeah
You got oh
Now give it back to Ian
He was sucking it better
Oh now say my name
(Lyall)
Say my name
(Lyall)
WHAT?
Oh fuck you guys
Give me my dick back
Fuck you guys
If you want Lyall you can have Lyall
Fuck you guys I'm leaving
(Martin no!)
(Martin wait, oh damn)
(Nice going Ian)

Sometimes the youth puzzle me greatly. I think I read something about this in the Daily Mail last week.

Oh the irony if Heretic were to get signed by Earache.

Decades (years / months) of bashing earache the label, the earache bands, Digby, bombarding the HQ with CD's, (and don't tell me that's hard work) and, at the end of it all, to bend over a crusty wooden chair and take a cock up the arse (signing a contract with the label they so 'despised' for so many months) would be quite hilarious.

The internet needs to create 3D tits. That would be lovely. I was talking about this with someone at work; for those who work in an Office, my master plan is to devise a lovely pair of tits (unfortunately not real) onto say, a digital clock, so you could tell the time, and play with boobs, a lovely stress reliever.

Goodness me I'm smashed. I may have just been to a strip club. Tits are great.

zykloned wrote:Oh the irony if Heretic were to get signed by Earache.

Decades (years / months) of bashing earache the label, the earache bands, Digby, bombarding the HQ with CD's, (and don't tell me that's hard work) and, at the end of it all, to bend over a crusty wooden chair and take a cock up the arse (signing a contract with the label they so 'despised' for so many months) would be quite hilarious.

The internet needs to create 3D tits. That would be lovely. I was talking about this with someone at work; for those who work in an Office, my master plan is to devise a lovely pair of tits (unfortunately not real) onto say, a digital clock, so you could tell the time, and play with boobs, a lovely stress reliever.

Goodness me I'm smashed. I may have just been to a strip club. Tits are great.

The Irony would be all theres mate. The irony after we HONESTLY told them what we THOUGHT about the rubbish bands they signed and that theyd still have us..... Ive never once openly said im against signling to Earache or that I despise Mr. Pearson. You guys stiiiiiiiiiiill dont realise all we've ever one is openly and honestly given our opinions.

Here is my honest opinion, shhhh.

I think the whole earache thing is that heretic wanted to sign to earache purely beacuse they were for so long napalm deaths label, hence the reason they want russ russell as producer to, and that they write songs called death utopia. Suprisingly, even though they are really quite amazing, heretic dont sound like napalm death!

For all the crybaby new Earache band bashing that goes on, can you imagine the flak Earache would take by signing a Napalm Death sound-a-like when they actually had Napalm Death and let them go?

Heretic are a Carcass sound-a-like though.

They are a Napalm Death (recent shit) musicalike and Carcass vocals.

They are 100% thrash. Cut them and they bleed beer and mosh.

Martin is Paul Baloff.