That's true, he would want to feel your bum parts.

I knew a lad who wanked so much he claimed that the well had ran dry.

Metal Iain wrote:

Shugmaster wrote:

Necrotism wrote:well done...now go have a

I can only manage six in the one day. It starts getting sore after that.

That's still quite a lot. I get bruising after three and can't remember having gone for more than three in under twelve hours.

You need to invest in some lube mate. Or get a f*ck buddy then you get natural lube without the need for the relationship shit.

exactly

but I dont quite understand what the self-censorship is all about, this is the uk thrash forum after all

or just get a girlfriend and leave em waiting, wanting for a few days... the rest is history!!!!

All I did was find it quite amusing that an old women had the same name just with a ''J'' instead of a ''G'' at the beginning, as the bassist from kiss. Didnt expect it to go 8 pages, hahaha.

There's no G in Chaim Witz, you silly billy!