*LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
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Re: Name Change
by Metal Iain on Sat May 02, 2009 4:32 pm
I'm still not happy my name was changed back to Metal Iain. I've learned to live with it but Cum-Blaster 2000 makes me laugh.
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Re: Name Change
by Lev on Sat May 02, 2009 9:26 pm
Change it back to Scotch Iain.
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Re: Name Change
by Metal Iain on Sun May 03, 2009 1:38 pm
Has it ever been Scotch Iain? It went to Cum-Blaster 2000 for a couple of days and everything was going swimmingly until James tried to be funny and changed it to something before changing it back to Metal Iain again. He had no problem taking the Pulverizer bit away from your name.
Rabble rabble.
Rabble rabble.
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Re: Name Change
by Lev on Sun May 03, 2009 1:42 pm
Yeah, it was Scotch Iain. He also changed your avatar to a Scotch Egg w/thistle to go with it.
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Re: Name Change
by Metal Iain on Sun May 03, 2009 2:04 pm
About as inventive as Coldplay. I don't even remember the scotch egg. I'd take Scotch Iain over Metal Iain but Cum-Blaster 2000 is what I would change my real name to if I thought I could get away with it. Receiving letters addressed to Mr. Blaster 2000 would be amazing. Ass Titan would be up there too.
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Re: Name Change
by Lev on Sun May 03, 2009 2:06 pm
You'll just have live with letters addressed to Mr I. McKilthoose
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Re: Name Change
by Metal Iain on Sun May 03, 2009 2:12 pm
Mr I. McOchayewhoopsadaisymcviolentdrunkswhohatecatholics.
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Re: *LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
by James on Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:13 am
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: *LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
by Dian Wei on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:47 am
Haha, some of these bumps are pretty dry.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: *LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
by James on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:25 pm
I'm sure there's a Your Mum joke in there somewhere but I can't be ringed.
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Re: *LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
by Raging Paul on Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:23 pm
Neither can your mum be ringed, because she's too dry.
In the vagina.
In the vagina.
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Re: *LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
by Atom on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:45 pm
Raging Paul wrote:Neither can your mum be ringed, because she's too dry.
In the vagina.
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Re: *LOL THREAD* Cum-Blaster 2000
by radioactive rik on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:46 am
my mums dry in the vagina,i used my tongue to wet her up a bit
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