Need a whole new thrash band in east yorkshire area

by **Dian Wei** on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:11 pm

Thrash Nipple, Elevated Anus, Sexual Pile Driver, Hermaphrodite Postman....

Nope none of them work.

by **Herzeleid** on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:17 pm

It needs to be something needlessly exaggerated...

I've got it!

Boob-Sagoth!

by **Dian Wei** on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:21 pm

Negative, Boobs-Suckoff. Or Fellated Iron Kettle, it is amazing how effective sleep deprivation is as a creative tool.

by **Herzeleid** on Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:25 pm

I like Fellated Iron Kettle

Sounds quite grandiose.

by **Dian Wei** on Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:04 pm

And so it begins!

by **poison_was_the_cure** on Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:42 pm

hahahaha!! i love whats been made of my thread!! brilliant!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:35 pm

as is the way of the uk thrash forum! :doh:

by **poison_was_the_cure** on Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:44 pm

ha ha ha ha!! too right!

by **Herzeleid** on Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:02 pm

It's a good thing, you can now all say you're witness to what will be the greatest musical force of our generation, FELLATED IRON KETTLE!

by **Dian Wei** on Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:53 pm

I am going to knock out a guitar pro track for it later for a laugh.

by **Herzeleid** on Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:36 pm

Brilliant, I have no recording equipment, but i'll write some mean lyrics to go with it.

by **Dian Wei** on Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:54 am

I have done some of it tonight, rather wank if you ask me but then again so are my song writing skills. Will post up a midi when i am finished and figure out how to work the drums.

by **GoreBastard** on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:32 am

haha, it would be cool if a bunch of us on here did some kind of music collab. I'm a pretty fucking bad arse drum programmer and a noisy cunt of a rhythm guitarist! Problem is though, I won't remember this idea when I wake up tomorrow.....

Anyway, how come all the proper thrash metal fans are so far away? I've been trying to get something going for ages now, but nobody around my area is into my kind of shit... If you lived West Yorkshire instead of East, I'd be interested in making some noise.

by **Herzeleid** on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:48 am

Move to the South West, it's the place to be.

by **GoreBastard** on Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:52 am

Herzeleid wrote:Move to the South West, it's the place to be.

Well, my ex dumped me for someone from the South West, so fuck you all! hahahaha

Nah, I hear that it's got an awesome metal community. I'm in the North West, which is full of smack heads and chavs. There's literally about 4 metal heads in my town that are into proper metal, me my bro and 2 fat bastards, one of which has moved to Wales... which makes it 3. Shite.