Poor Journalism... Rubbish interviews with idiots...
http://www.tv3.co.nz/default.aspx?tabid=112&articleID=26333#vidlist26333
"After all, isn't heavy metal just good for nothing noise?"
The kids don't know what they're on about either.
"FUCK THE MAINSTREEEAM" - says he in a Lamb of God T Shirt.
And that New Zealand accent is fucking annoying..
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that be soo useful in gigs always get punched or kicked in the balls in the pitJames wrote::lol:
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Metalbrew Stu wrote:I hate idiots.
Second, third and fourth that. With a passion
If anyone's interested, I had a mate who speaks fluent German watch the videos about metal. He didn't translate word for word, but he wrote out the jist of them.
First one (shorter one):
Clever people listen to heavy metal:
He says that listening to metal makes your bulb free..I guess that means clears your mind, not heard german slang in a long time..he says it puts you in the right frame of mind.
He gives an example of someone in a terraced house listening to Slayer, and warns his mum not to shout "oi, turn it down or i'll call the police" but instead to think "ah he's studying" and he could be the next einstein.
The second one,
Someone wrote in after last week's episode to describe the differences between various types of metal, Benjamin from Passau in Bavaria. After a long list of types of metal, the presenter says something like "and they're only the most important types!"
He then plays him some black metal, and he guesses it straight away.
Afterwards there's a short explanation of death metal and how its' themes are death and pain. He listens to that and then black metal and then says "i hear a difference".
Then he plays some speed metal and he says it's about the speed of the lead and ryhthm guitarists or somethign.
Plays him some melodic death metal and he says "ah yeah that's completely different to death metal".
the other guy explains "nu metal" and says how it's a fusion of hip hop and..
Then the other guy jumps in and says "IG Metall" which is a german internet provider and therefore a hilarious joke. He says that linkin park are new but relatively famous and the presenter mentions whitesnake.
Then they go on to describing "gothic metal" (Lacuna coil) and he says about how they all wear black and have black round their eyes and it's like frankenstein etc etc, and then he says something like "sounds like something you'd listen to while driving at night" or something along those lines. I think there's a joke about being pulled over by the police and not being able to hear them when you put your window down or something..
He then mentions trash metal quickly and shows how it's slightly different from speed metal.
They finish by saying "thanks to benjamin and his wonderful examples of metal. He's probably sat in his basement being caled up for dinner by his mother but he can't hear her over the speed/trash/doom/gothic/ etc etc"
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Lol, i am a better guitarist than someone famous!!!!!!!!! You have no idea how happy that makes me!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Am I a retard for laughing out loud to this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nz4jBXqLbx8& ... ed&search=
It's very hard to explain
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nz4jBXqLbx8& ... ed&search=
It's very hard to explain
thrashduck wrote:Are you a small boy?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=p7yAkxkm6GQ
Holy shit. I didn't know whether to laugh or break down into moral tears...
Holy shit. I didn't know whether to laugh or break down into moral tears...
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AHH that was fucking nasty, errh!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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The Fourth Norseman wrote:I feel like a bastard for laughing at that
I laughed all the way through, then felt very evil. I can't believe they just let them fight. One of the guys was probably an actor. THEY EVEN RANG A BELL!
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Yeah man, I know it's mean, but I thought the way the little(er) one sprawled about on the floor was well funny!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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