A wank or a shit? Which is the most satisfying?

by **Stevedot2** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:40 pm

It depends too much, if it's a massive hard poo then it's not gonna be satisfying, so I'll go with wank because at least you know it's never gonna hurt!

by **Enter** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:32 pm

whats the terrorizers obssetion with taking a shit.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:33 pm

A perfectly healthy one.

by **BEER CAN** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:54 pm

Ukthrash.co.uk = always manages to hit a new low

(i voted scat :eyes:

)

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:59 pm

Thank you. Next week I plan to ask about fetishes.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:02 pm

Whereas wanks are invariably pleasant, shits can be really, really painful and often a drawn-out process involving hours of dashing to and from the bog. Put it this way, I've never had a wank that made walking home from Uni a painful experience...

Masturbation hands down!*

* If you feel the need to make a pun out of that line you really ought to stop watching The Mighty Boosh.

by **radioactive rik** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:59 pm

depends how much someone annoys me at work,what exactly ends up in their coffee :twisted:

by **Resilience Records** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:16 pm

i voted scat too.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:18 pm

Resilience Records wrote:i voted scat too.

Why am I not shocked at all.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:30 pm

how about just get laid, then have a poo afterwards??

by **ribbons69** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:48 pm

I've just voted,and already I can't remember which one for.I am a twat.
Anyway,the trick is to try and save your shits for when you're at work,then you have the added satisfaction of getting paid to take a dump.

Of course I've bashed one out at work a few times as well.

by **Lev** on Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:04 am

Anybody heard the track that scats on the newest Proevo?

Bah-da, Bah-da, Bah-da, bahdadadada Bah-da, Bah-da, Bah-da, bahdadadadaaaaa shibbydobadobabaaaa

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:12 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:how about just get laid, then have a poo afterwards??

you'd only have 1 poo a month tho

by **terrorizer** on Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:17 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
thrash metal maniac wrote:how about just get laid, then have a poo afterwards??

you'd only have 1 poo a month tho

by **Tymell** on Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:22 am

A wank. Metal Iain's got it right.

Taking a crap can feel good, but can feel bad too. But I've never had a wank end up make me want to break something's neck in irritation. Plus, you've got more control over a wank.