zyk|øned™ says:
ha ha
zyk|øned™ says:
you can't rap
Donny says:
i cant rap better than you
Donny says:
and i look good when i do it
Donny says:
I can*
Donny says:
I can rap better than you

haha

BEER CAN wrote:What, lemme tell you i got the hot ticket, son this aint cricket and there aint no fucking wicket to defend, pretend, you best believe youre at a lose end, when i drop tha rhymes and lick the dimes, you'll be soon to meet your maker, when i clip- clap the glock and take what you got!!

battle me with or without wearing your hoody,ill leave you shook with rhymes iller than Jade Goody,yeah leavin you stumped,like a camel with no hump,i bump and wax you like a chump,who still hasnt had the mumps aka measels,stacked like a pack of weasels,i inject you with lyrical needles,or should i say pins,the end begins,oh wait that was your rhyme but still i find time to steal it like a crime so in future youll have to mime,while im in the corner sippin on wine but i dont whine coz i feel fine like a tasty tin of tuna in brine,yeah,smells fishy just like your battle lines.

radioactive rik wrote:

BEER CAN wrote:What, lemme tell you i got the hot ticket, son this aint cricket and there aint no fucking wicket to defend, pretend, you best believe youre at a lose end, when i drop tha rhymes and lick the dimes, you'll be soon to meet your maker, when i clip- clap the glock and take what you got!!

battle me with or without wearing your hoody,ill leave you shook with rhymes iller than Jade Goody,yeah leavin you stumped,like a camel with no hump,i bump and wax you like a chump,who still hasnt had the mumps aka measels,stacked like a pack of weasels,i inject you with lyrical needles,or should i say pins,the end begins,oh wait that was your rhyme but still i find time to steal it like a crime so in future youll have to mime,while im in the corner sippin on wine but i dont whine coz i feel fine like a tasty tin of tuna in brine,yeah,smells fishy just like your battle lines.

is that all you got punk, your ship just done sunk, rappin about camels and measels you aint got no funk, you got get down to the real shit, ready? here we go i'll give you new numbers and colours to fill, the rhymes i be spittin so deadly they make you ill, stealin old worn out lines aint a crime just a sign you aint got not time to define your own rhymes, but here i am to show you how its done, shit infact im even havin fun showin you the ropes, but just like before i cut you off and you choke...

SIC

hahaha you guys should record a UK Thrash hip hop/ rock album!

MC Beer Can ft. Rad Rik and chums

BEER CAN wrote:is that all you got punk, your ship just done sunk, rappin about camels and measels you aint got no funk, you got get down to the real shit, ready? here we go i'll give you new numbers and colours to fill, the rhymes i be spittin so deadly they make you ill, stealin old worn out lines aint a crime just a sign you aint got not time to define your own rhymes, but here i am to show you how its done, shit infact im even havin fun showin you the ropes, but just like before i cut you off and you choke...

you forgot the word skunk,not as in weed but as in youre rhyme being like a rodent that stunk,the whole place out,you aint got no clout,that was without doubt the weakest contending rap in this bout,see im super heavyweight,i catch you with the bait,and make you levitate off the ground,spin you around,i wear the crown,its sink or swim time and i aint the one to drown,although i live in a small town,i gotz da best sound and like when you smoke da golden brown,i be da one who lays you down,but not in a gay way,i leave you without a thing to say say.

thrash metal maniac wrote:SIC

hahaha you guys should record a UK Thrash hip hop/ rock album!

MC Beer Can ft. Rad Rik and chums

clearly it should be the other way around with Rad Rik as the main brain behind the mainframe.
nah its a good idea maybe we could do a side project.
Faraz will be K.Faraz.C obviously

i like the sound of it with MC at the start

dont fart

you are!
emastic spastic un-fantastic un elastic, super criminal obinimal, i slice yer head off with my cynical....blades of metal, i smack yer face with a boiling kettle bought from lydall, that cost 5 pounds as i unleash the hounds, u are a motha fucking lady man i have found, a demon unbound to this useless world of hurt i spit in yer face, you aint got no place, in your face, you are a disgrace!! word!!!

Zurab Zurab, un-wrap your doo-rag, playing with ya dick while watching men and dogs shag, whats wrong little man? can't understand one woman two cups? Gettin jiggy with your willy rollin round in some muck? you dont mess the big boys, little donny and his buddy little rik with their groove on, move on, watch them eat with their smelly feet and friends like gulrajeet, multi culture is a big part in the way people eat, they all try and beat my raps but they cant style it, but fifa fair play rules mean they always just try it, bless 'em! they try and test and just but i always wreck 'em! donnys bbq's are legendary with all the beers meat and tekken, it's a shame he's gay now, it means he can't come and play now, pictures on the internet with Riks cum on his eyebrow, in fact i better run and delete my internet history, or else your mum* will grab me by the ankles n fuck me!

( *i was gonna say cops, but saying your mum makes me less gay )

Donny,Faraz,Zurab your rhymes are so gay and dodgy,you might aswell all get together and have an orgy,i will join in to make you all suffer,but not with my penis,nah,ill shine you all with my floor buffer,you can fight among yourselves about who is going to be the fluffer,and when all is done im gonna email it to your mothers,yeah,3 ashamed brothers,doing things like no other,young Zurab needs councelling while Faraz and Donny shoulda known better,yeah whatever,they aint clever,and ended up in a womans prison sharing a cell with heather,the fat one off eastenders,so they remained benders,rather than fuck her in that giant gusset,so they just bussit on the real,but aint got the feel,im the real deal and i shock like electric eels,i leave you cryin just like lemon peels.

You guys all realise that this is proberly how Nu-metal started out hahahaha couple of metal bands rapping for a laugh and deciding to put it in music. Soon James is gonn ahave to rename this site www.nu-thrash.com hahahaha

Hey that was crap, shudda said it in a rap. I dont think my rapping is cool, so i better be off to bathe in my cool, lookin like a cool fool.

JUEH BOI!

Well you're being a fool if you think this rapping is cool,
cause nu-metal leads to fame which is totally lame
i'd prefer to play thrash and even get a rash
then play rap to a tap to get fame which is lame cause the facts back the pact i have to thrash metal

Everybody but Donny is shite.

Right, that might ignite a fight tonight.


Shite.