James wrote:German Thrash Til Death Iain.

ahh, the good old days!

Herzeleid wrote:Lets just change it to Scotch Iain and be done with this spamful thread.

I'd be fine with Scotch Iain, though would prefer Cum-Blaster 2000.

James wrote:I'd prefer to keep it, precisely because it is the sort of boneheaded metalhead moniker that Iain would probably rather be distanced from.

To be fair, I have a Metallica tattoo that I got when I was 16. There's very little chance I'll ever be able to hide the fact that I was once like you completely, sad as that may be.

Resilience Records wrote:

James wrote:German Thrash Til Death Iain.

ahh, the good old days!

When you got an egg per week and the Germans were bombing the shit out of us?

Metal Iain wrote:To be fair, I have a Metallica tattoo that I got when I was 16.

You fucking loser.

You're not authorised to give that judgement, Lev.

I want it gone, but using a cheese grater may not work.

Dare you to burn it off.

It's between my shoulder blades so it'd be pretty tricky.

I'll get it done by laser when I have the funds.

Get it covered up with a tattoo of a fanny.

MartinC wrote:You're not authorised to give that judgement, Lev.

Haven't you got an ex girlfriend to complain to or something?

BE GONE!

Seriously Lev, don't start me off about my ex-girlfriends, I'll rant at you all night if I have to.

Just so people don't get the wrong impression there, I am not one of his ex-girlfriends.

Yes, we're still a very happy couple.

Hahah, nice.