Things that are pissing you off...
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Another thing that irritates me is managerial/corporate speak; it's like a whole sub-genre of English that only gets deployed in bureaucratic emails or waffly meetings. Prime offenders include "take a view" (make a decision/have an opinion), to "action" (to do), "difficult decisions" (cuts), and loads of annoying phrases link "ring-fencing", "playing by ear", "treading on toes"... etc etc etc.
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James wrote:Another thing that irritates me is managerial/corporate speak; it's like a whole sub-genre of English that only gets deployed in bureaucratic emails or waffly meetings. Prime offenders include "take a view" (make a decision/have an opinion), to "action" (to do), "difficult decisions" (cuts), and loads of annoying phrases link "ring-fencing", "playing by ear", "treading on toes"... etc etc etc.
"Steady state" FUCKING "steady state".
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I just hate technology in general, but I REALLY hate cables. Man, fuck cables.
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James wrote:Another thing that irritates me is managerial/corporate speak; it's like a whole sub-genre of English that only gets deployed in bureaucratic emails or waffly meetings. Prime offenders include "take a view" (make a decision/have an opinion), to "action" (to do), "difficult decisions" (cuts), and loads of annoying phrases link "ring-fencing", "playing by ear", "treading on toes"... etc etc etc.
The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.
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I use all of those phrases. I'm run dental practices in London.
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The EDL piss me off.
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jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.
YES! God how did I forget that one, it's quite possibly the worst of the lot.
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"shit on my chest", Thats a good bit of managerial speak in the line of work i am familiar with...
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jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.
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STD_Caps wrote:Oh, and related to the above points, I watched 'Boys from the Black Stuff' a week or so ago - a BBC series based in Liverpool during Thatcher's Britain. The more I find out about her, the more she pisses me off.
Quotes like that make me feel very, very old. I was 14 when she came to power.
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it pisses me off when i havent been on this site for a week and when i do, there hasnt been a single worthwhile post!!!
oh, and typox.. erm typos
oh, and typox.. erm typos
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I'm sorry for pissing you off Billy
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Interviews man I do not understand how people can make a judgement on you in 10 minutes.
My case point I gave up everything I have to persue a career in nursing/medic field. I can accept that I probably am not the first person you would of think of persuing a career in this field.
However they make it bloody hard for me to succeed considering I have all the correct pieces of paper to say I am qualified.
They tell me the job is stressful and affects your social life, but I cant make them understand I was a policeman for 7 years, they are not telling me anything I am not aware of or cannot handle.
My case point I gave up everything I have to persue a career in nursing/medic field. I can accept that I probably am not the first person you would of think of persuing a career in this field.
However they make it bloody hard for me to succeed considering I have all the correct pieces of paper to say I am qualified.
They tell me the job is stressful and affects your social life, but I cant make them understand I was a policeman for 7 years, they are not telling me anything I am not aware of or cannot handle.
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jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.
How did I not see this?! Hahahaha. Jon!
Povey, are you qualified now?
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