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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby James on Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:38 pm

Another thing that irritates me is managerial/corporate speak; it's like a whole sub-genre of English that only gets deployed in bureaucratic emails or waffly meetings. Prime offenders include "take a view" (make a decision/have an opinion), to "action" (to do), "difficult decisions" (cuts), and loads of annoying phrases link "ring-fencing", "playing by ear", "treading on toes"... etc etc etc.
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Mazz on Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:10 pm

James wrote:Another thing that irritates me is managerial/corporate speak; it's like a whole sub-genre of English that only gets deployed in bureaucratic emails or waffly meetings. Prime offenders include "take a view" (make a decision/have an opinion), to "action" (to do), "difficult decisions" (cuts), and loads of annoying phrases link "ring-fencing", "playing by ear", "treading on toes"... etc etc etc.


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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby thrasherdave on Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:34 pm

I just hate technology in general, but I REALLY hate cables. Man, fuck cables.
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:31 pm

James wrote:Another thing that irritates me is managerial/corporate speak; it's like a whole sub-genre of English that only gets deployed in bureaucratic emails or waffly meetings. Prime offenders include "take a view" (make a decision/have an opinion), to "action" (to do), "difficult decisions" (cuts), and loads of annoying phrases link "ring-fencing", "playing by ear", "treading on toes"... etc etc etc.


The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Sarah on Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:31 pm

I use all of those phrases. I'm run dental practices in London.

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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby James on Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:49 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.


YES! God how did I forget that one, it's quite possibly the worst of the lot.
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Atom on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:16 am

Touch base... Argrgrghhh! What the fuck!
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Resilience Records on Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:58 pm

"shit on my chest", Thats a good bit of managerial speak in the line of work i am familiar with...
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby thrasherdave on Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:00 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.

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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby phodg on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:45 pm

STD_Caps wrote:Oh, and related to the above points, I watched 'Boys from the Black Stuff' a week or so ago - a BBC series based in Liverpool during Thatcher's Britain. The more I find out about her, the more she pisses me off.


Quotes like that make me feel very, very old. I was 14 when she came to power. :)

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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Immortalicide on Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:07 am

it pisses me off when i havent been on this site for a week and when i do, there hasnt been a single worthwhile post!!!



oh, and typox.. erm typos
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby meluaz on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:51 am

I'm sorry for pissing you off Billy :-(
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Povey on Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:06 pm

Interviews man I do not understand how people can make a judgement on you in 10 minutes.

My case point I gave up everything I have to persue a career in nursing/medic field. I can accept that I probably am not the first person you would of think of persuing a career in this field.

However they make it bloody hard for me to succeed considering I have all the correct pieces of paper to say I am qualified.

They tell me the job is stressful and affects your social life, but I cant make them understand I was a policeman for 7 years, they are not telling me anything I am not aware of or cannot handle.
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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby Sarah on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:45 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:The one phrase I hate more than anything is "touch base." I'll touch your mum's cunt, mate.


How did I not see this?! Hahahaha. Jon!



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Re: Things that are pissing you off...

Postby satanic_goat_christ on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:58 pm

Tories.
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