Aye, when it comes to doing things that in hindsight I probably shouldn't have, I'm untouchable.

Metal Iain wrote:

thrash metal maniac wrote:in your own pants??

I didn't shit in my own pants, I fell off the bog mid-shit and shat everywhere. It was all over the walls and everything. I lay in it for about an hour, periodically heaving my self up to the sink to vomit.

It was my bathroom, it was the worst thing ive ever smelt in my life, it was literally everywhere. One of the funniest nights of my life. My brother sick out the window cos of the stench haha. Legendary

keith_amok wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

thrash metal maniac wrote:in your own pants??

I didn't shit in my own pants, I fell off the bog mid-shit and shat everywhere. It was all over the walls and everything. I lay in it for about an hour, periodically heaving my self up to the sink to vomit.

It was my bathroom, it was the worst thing ive ever smelt in my life, it was literally everywhere. One of the funniest nights of my life. My brother sick out the window cos of the stench haha. Legendary

It was a funny 24 hours alright.

Hyder running around the garden butt-naked and then going to get pizzas off the delivery guy; Greg almost having a heart attack from the stress of ordering McDonald's for six people; and my shit everywhere.

Great days.

And who cleaned the shit up?

Me.

Calum of Amok 'fame' woke me at 8:30am. The sadist fucker has a tiled floor in has bathroom so I was there for fucking ages. We discovered that it continued to stink so much because my boxers, caked in shit, were lying behind the sink. I should have chased people around the house with them but it could have led to violence.

It was worth it really. Had I been in the company of respectable people I'd have been thoroughly ashamed of myself. It was just the culmination of the funniest 24 hours in the history of time. I think it ended with me taken a piss in the middle of Glasgow Central Station in full view of about 500 people.

Tickets are on sale for this now http://www.newmetalarmy.com/gig/3184

Got a phone call saying the underworld gig has been cancelled???
F@@king gay if its true!!

Yeah. I just got an update from see tickets (for New Metal Army). The gig was moved to Monday and then cancelled. Not sure what happened.

fingers crossed they dont blow out the whole tour!!

They've just removed the entry from their myspace and not even blogged a reason The rest of the tour seems to still be there. Maybe they figured not enough people would have turned up on a monday? Who knows. I was really looking forward to this gig

Man...gay if it's true,...I'm pretty sure it would have been 100% sold out!

it's true. no uk visit this time, as they couldn't secure a second UK gig.

i'm sure it would've been sold out though

Baahh they could have played up north in my bedroom, eailfasdhslfsd.

balls

I asked them on MySpaz and they replied that it was economic reason BUT they will return to the UK later in the year so it's not all bad news