I'm not as that's a load of shit.
Egos wanks are for the devil and that's just not nice.
Introduce Yourself
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Re: Introduce Yourself
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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- Dian Wei
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Showing off...
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- Lev
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Re: Introduce Yourself
Just basically imagine the worst things you can about me, they'll likely all be true.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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- Dian Wei
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Re: Introduce Yourself
oh billy, what have you done
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James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
Martin James Crawford became a fan of Heretic (1 fan).
- Lev
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Re: Introduce Yourself
haha, her tramp stamp has made her slightly less attractive these days.
She does kegel exercises though, so she's still got some traction.
She does kegel exercises though, so she's still got some traction.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
![Image](http://i.imgur.com/zFTRg.gif)
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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- Dian Wei
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Hahaha, such a lecherous Billy face!
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
- James
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Re: VERY RARE RECORDS
Hello everybodis old uk thrashers..I wan´to YOU please something:.. i search for already for a few years the records of the crossover/thrash metal project called Groinal Bloodsurge from Surrey,UK
..I would like to ask you if you have got anyrecord from them-rehearsal,practice,live gig.(I know safely only that thay have produced demo"thrash bastards"and"Death grunt drinking Club",could you make a copy on the audiotape,cd(or give on internet to download)?I can send you money for it by post.If you have no records from them,could you write me names of the members of Groinal Bloodsurge??If need be could you advice me where I will find it???Thank you very,very much!!!Cheers!!Write me please:Michal.Goldemund@gmail.com![Smile :)](images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
..I would like to ask you if you have got anyrecord from them-rehearsal,practice,live gig.(I know safely only that thay have produced demo"thrash bastards"and"Death grunt drinking Club",could you make a copy on the audiotape,cd(or give on internet to download)?I can send you money for it by post.If you have no records from them,could you write me names of the members of Groinal Bloodsurge??If need be could you advice me where I will find it???Thank you very,very much!!!Cheers!!Write me please:Michal.Goldemund@gmail.com
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- Michal Goldemund
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Re: Introduce Yourself
HELLo,
Stumbled across this forum and thought I'd sign up. Names Paul and I'm into me Metal.
I'm from Belfast,but I've hit the mainland for/to play gigs,mite bump into some of you one day.
Stumbled across this forum and thought I'd sign up. Names Paul and I'm into me Metal.
I'm from Belfast,but I've hit the mainland for/to play gigs,mite bump into some of you one day.
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Hi, my name is Mort, and i'm a recovering thrashaholic. I used to spend up to 5 hours a day on this forum, but one day i found god and i'm here again to pray for all of your souls ![Smile :-)](images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
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Re: Introduce Yourself
Hey guys!
Figured i’d introduce myself, i’m Jack and I represent Mammothfest. We’re a festival based in Brighton, England with four stages across three days all over Brighton, and we’ve got some ridiculous names playing alongside a metric tonne of up and comers.
Our basic aim is to bring the biggest names in the world to Brighton and put them alongside the small bands who need and deserve a chance; I mean let’s be honest, Maiden, Metallica, even Slipknot are all rehashed names on the headline circuit now, and they can’t go on playing Download, Sonisphere and just about every metal festival you can think of year after year, and what happens when they’re gone?. It’s common knowledge that the metal scene is in dire need of some new headliners, so why not put the local level guys alongside some of the huge names we have playing this year, and year after year. In amongst the 80+ bands we have this year alone, and the bands in years to come, one of them is bound to be worthy of that coveted headline position one day, and us here at Mammothfest want to offer them that leg up.
So in line with that, this year we’ve got Onslaught, Psycroptic, Hang The Bastard and Feed The Rhino, plus a tonne more alongside up a comers like King Leviathan, Core of iO, Toska and many, many more.
So hey, here we are, looking forward to chatting with you guys about all things metal, all things Mammothfest, and whatever else might come up.
(P.S, weekend tickets are sold out for this year, but if you’re interested in a day ticket to one of the venues, you can grab them here!) http://mammothfest.bigcartel.com/ Cheers Jack MF!
(P.S, weekend tickets are sold out for this year, but if you’re interested in a day ticket to one of the venues, you can grab them here!) http://mammothfest.bigcartel.com/ Cheers Jack MF!
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Hails to you all.
I'm Luke, a staunch Yorkshireman now residing in the northern wilds of Cumbria. I spend my time reading, listening to music and writing my metal zine, Northern Darkness. Feel free to get in touch
I'm Luke, a staunch Yorkshireman now residing in the northern wilds of Cumbria. I spend my time reading, listening to music and writing my metal zine, Northern Darkness. Feel free to get in touch
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