Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Seriously, stop being wrong about everything. You haven't said anything right in months.

It's true, I can't believe how wrong Iain is on this one

It's wrong... IT'S WRAAOONG!

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:They're all funny in a...pity sort of way. "Aw, look what Scotch Iain said. Did you think he went to school? - Awww."

Don't be daft, Carlisle.

Number of ancient universities attended by Lev? 0

Number of ancient universities attended by Iain? 2

I win.

Amount of debt Scotch is in? 239405710239413940697620435

Amount of debt Lev is in? 0




Amount of jobs Lev has? 1

Amount of jobs Scotch Iain won't get, and when he does it'll be a piss poor job and he's just wasting money and life right now, the sad bastard? - 128402937438475623856

Job Prospects For Lev? Being that guy that pushes a trolley around Carlisle scooping up dog shit with his bare hands.

Job Prospects For Iain? CEO of Microsoft; President of the European Commission; God.

James wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Seriously, stop being wrong about everything. You haven't said anything right in months.

It's true, I can't believe how wrong Iain is on this one

Why, because I'm literally so un-wrong that's it's a misnomer to say that I'm actually wrong.

Come on James, I thought you liked Yes, Minister? You know what is and what is not OK to laugh at. Saying that, you are one of these pro-Gervais types so I guess your brain is tainted.

No matter how many achievements you get, no matter how many qualifications you have, you will get nowhere looking like you do. It's that simple.

To be fair, Lev's not getting a good job. Ever.

But Gervais is amazing, so shut...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!111

Metal Iain wrote:Come on James, I thought you liked Yes, Minister?

That's a given. Find me someone who doesn't.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:No matter how many achievements you get, no matter how many qualifications you have, you will get nowhere looking like you do. It's that simple.

And you will, with your silly rat-tail affair?

Come on.

I have nicer hair than you.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Come on James, I thought you liked Yes, Minister?

That's a given. Find me someone who doesn't.

You?

MartinC wrote:To be fair, Lev's not getting a good job. Ever.

I've been a manager for two years! And this is me at work right now, earning money, talking to you!


SO SHUT UP!

Hair is nothing without a good pair of shoes. Lev probably wears Crocs.

Nikes.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

MartinC wrote:To be fair, Lev's not getting a good job. Ever.

I've been a manager for two years! And this is me at work right now, earning money, talking to you!


SO SHUT UP!

Manager of what?

Dog-shit management?

You have to work on a Saturday too?

How gant.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

MartinC wrote:To be fair, Lev's not getting a good job. Ever.

I've been a manager for two years! And this is me at work right now, earning money, talking to you!


SO SHUT UP!

I earn probably more money than you by writing an essay every few weeks. Logically, I'm better than you.

MartinC wrote:Hair is nothing without a good pair of shoes. Lev probably wears Crocs.

Exactly, but if you look the part and have silly hair, you just look like a cunt.

Wearing a suit whilst having long hair or, worse still, rat tails makes you look like a drug-taking degenerate from Carlisle.