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MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby thrashduck on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:15 am

It's our favourite small bald jewish boy's birthday!

Happy birthday buddy, god, don't drink too much Ribena yeah?
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:18 am

We should have had a whip-round and got him a whore.

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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby James on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:20 am

A whip around might even raise the hallowed 800 euros... and what would he get for that? Everything I imagine... not that I'm imagining any of it, I'm just... ok, let's...

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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:22 am

Remember that the credit crunch has probably resulted in whores either dropping or raising their prices - I don't know how economics work - so we could have got him a proper hand job or a swift knee to the bollocks for 800.
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby thrashduck on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:24 am

Funny you should say that, I saw a story the other day about the credit crunch's effect on kerb crawlers, so.. can't remember where.

Either that, or I dreamt it up and could potentially cover it for a story, although I don't really fancy interviewing either kerb crawlers or whores...
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:36 am

Well done Lev, happy birthday etc, and all that. I don't know what else to say, I'm bored now of saying 'many happy returns of the day' and bollocks like that all the time. You were born and you're still alive, well done.
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Herzeleid on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:29 am

He's at Lev-el 20 now.

Yeahhhh.
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby caspio on Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:37 am

Sam that was terrible!

yes yes happy birthday and all that, have a good one Lev!
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Bangover on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:51 am

Happy birthday Lev!

I'm going to get your a nice warm hoodie....with a zip
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:36 am

Happy birthday Lev. Have a lovely day and all the rest.
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby MartinC on Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:41 pm

Weeeell...
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby zykloned on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:37 pm

hahahahahaha!!

'you were born and you're still alive - well done!'

hilarious!

happy birthday old man

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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Steve on Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:09 am

Metal Iain wrote:Remember that the credit crunch has probably resulted in whores either dropping or raising their prices - I don't know how economics work - so we could have got him a proper hand job or a swift knee to the bollocks for 800.


Dammit I thought you'd all let that go! :doh:
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby Herzeleid on Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:12 am

Steve wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Remember that the credit crunch has probably resulted in whores either dropping or raising their prices - I don't know how economics work - so we could have got him a proper hand job or a swift knee to the bollocks for 800.


Dammit I thought you'd all let that go! :doh:


Haha, it'll always be around for special occasions.
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Re: MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

Postby zykloned on Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:24 am

...and every time i post
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