I'll fuck your face at Mario Kart. Blue shells ahoy!

The computer never gives me blue shells, usually because I'm first all the time.

I tend to get them when I'm in first a lot of the time... which is strange

What so you blow yourself up? That is mad!

By the way, Castlevania Dracula X (the sequel to SCIV) is seriously difficult, Its hard to get past the 2nd level!

I always get the lightning, because I'm always last.

Don't be shit then?

Super Star Wars is still proving quite the challenge, FUCK that Lava Pit boss. What an asshole.

I'd rather be shit and annoy everyone with lightning! BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Well I just completed Batman, that was a bit disappointing. Although it was ruddy enjoyable while it lasted, for the very short time that it did. But don't you just hate disappointing final boss battles and rubbish short endings. Especially when the final boss is The Joker. It should've been amazing, but it was stupid and annoying. Oh well, at least the rest of the game was great, and the sequel looks amazing.

Got up to level 10 on Super Star Wars and fucking died repeatedly. Having only 3 lives with 3 continues is bullshit.

But I found the other two Super Star Wars games on Amazon for £8 each... go on then!

Started playing GT5. I am the fastest man alive. Apart from everyone else in the game, who are apparently faster.

I've read and heard very disappointing things about GT5 which is a shame, although for some reason I'm not too surprised. It's been like the Chinese Democracy of gaming. After 5 bloody years, it was bound to be disappointing, although I'm sure hardcore fans will still love it very much. Then again, I was a hardcore Final Fantasy fan, and I traded in number 13 before I even finished it, it was that shit. I don't care they only gave me seven pounds, I want that shit out of my fucking face forever.

I still feel disgusted and raped by Sonic 4, too.

HOWEVER:
Thank the fucking jesus christ the lord for Okami. It's one of the most amazing games I've ever played. Absolutely unbelievably christ. I can't believe it's taken me this long to finally get hold of it. The PS2 was officially the best console ever. Okami, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Metal Gear 2 & 3, Final Fantasy X & XII, God of War, Devil May Cry, Resident Evil 4, Ratchet & Clank, it fucked everyone up the bum basically. The only good PS3 games are the sequels to all the good PS2 games, plus Red Dead Redemption, Batman and Little Big Planet.

And fuck first person shooters and Call of Cunting Duty right up the arse. GET AN ORIGINAL IDEA YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS.

Motherfucking cocksuckers.

I'm going to buy Donkey Kong Country Returns soon, gwarrghlehe!!

That'll probably be rubbish too

Super Return of the Jedi arrived, and I completed it on my first run through - only lost a few lives due to my own dumbassery, I should really look to see if a mving platform is actually near me before I try to jump on it. But fuck, I love that game.

thrasherdave wrote:That'll probably be rubbish too .

Nah, apparently its wicked, great reviews everywhere etc, have you seen footage of it? Looks like it could have been part of the original game, just with better graphics.

It looks a billion million willion times better than Sonic 4: Episode Cunt, although apparently it's really really really hard, which terrifies me quite a bit.