The Chronicles of UK Thrash:

First there was "Bonestorm", an enjoyable day when forumers battled it out for the retro gaming crown... then there was "Tears of Gluttony", when forumers sat in a park and watched Rik devour his bodyweight in Space Invaders and Haribo in a matter of minutes.

nice 1 Spencer,maybe we could all meet in another lovely graveyard or a park and have some tunes and see who will be crowned the "munching master".
of course we all know our limits,so if anything people will effectively be having a large lunch if they cant fit any more food in their stomach storer.
its cheaper and we can make it uk thrash/british steel all dayer jobbie.
has anyone ever seen on jackass/dirty sanchez when they drink tons of milk?

radioactive rik wrote:has anyone ever seen on jackass/dirty sanchez when they drink tons of milk?

For some reason I decided to emulate that milk drinking skit when I was about 15, it pretty much had the desired effect and I vomited a stupid amount in my garden.

I wasn't the brightest 15 year old.

I hate being sick!

at least youre game and have had some practice. you could be a "contender".

i remember me and 3 mates watched dirty sanchez then tried to recreate our own version(his parents were away for the weekend)
we started with belt whacking/back slaps.then elbow rubs across the carpet.then onto raiding the cupboard for condaments like spoonfuls of pepper/hotsauce etc.my piece de resistance was spraying shotloads of deodrant on me then borrowing my mates lighter.(we had a glass of water on standby as we werent completely retarded).
anyway setting light to yourself kinda removes most bodily hair and really stinks.

i think eating is much safer and more funnier

radioactive rik wrote:.(we had a glass of water on standby as we werent completely retarded).

But you were flame retardent!

AHAHA!

thrashduck wrote:

radioactive rik wrote:.(we had a glass of water on standby as we werent completely retarded).

But you were flame retardent!

AHAHA!

that is toooooo good,i shoulda spotted that one
we are all on form tonight.(tho im up at 6 for work )

ahahaha, ahahaha, ahahaha, NEWS.

Time for bed.

I've been up 35 hours, I think it's time...

thrashduck wrote:I've been up 35 hours, I think it's time...

...Said Paul's dad, as he slowly took off his belt, presenting himself to his shocked son...

Herzeleid wrote:

thrashduck wrote:I've been up 35 hours, I think it's time...

...Said Paul's dad, as he slowly took off his belt, presenting himself to his shocked son...

Samateur.

why dont there just be a massive piss up, instead of games n stuff, beer and loud speakers, (in riks massive garden)

thrashduck wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:

thrashduck wrote:I've been up 35 hours, I think it's time...

...Said Paul's dad, as he slowly took off his belt, presenting himself to his shocked son...

Samateur.

...Remarked Paul's dad, at Paul's lackluster oral sex skills.

Herzeleid wrote:

thrashduck wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:

thrashduck wrote:I've been up 35 hours, I think it's time...

...Said Paul's dad, as he slowly took off his belt, presenting himself to his shocked son...

Samateur.

...Remarked Paul's dad, at Paul's lackluster oral sex skills.

Stop being a horrible coarseman.

thrashduck wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:

thrashduck wrote:

Herzeleid wrote:

thrashduck wrote:I've been up 35 hours, I think it's time...

...Said Paul's dad, as he slowly took off his belt, presenting himself to his shocked son...

Samateur.

...Remarked Paul's dad, at Paul's lackluster oral sex skills.

Stop being a horrible coarseman.

I'm the fifth one.