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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:45 pm

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thrash metal maniac wrote:Oh yeah, by the way Iain, you really think the rugby players find it hard to play?? I fuckin doubt it, I'd like to see any of those palyers trying to play Premier League football, they'd be shit :lol: same with footballers playing rugby! it's called practice, and they get paid to do it, so of course they're gonna be good, otherwise they wouldn't have a job!

But yeah, all sport is sold-out and shitty, every team is just a business, and that is just shit... In football especially, more than half the time there'll only be a few of the players actually seeming to try, and the other players are just half-arsed-ly playing and mess up a shitload considering it's their ONLY job and they get paid £££££££££ just to fuckin kick a ball every day... I'd be amazing if I was getting paid a grand a week to play football!!!!


Do not be daft.

Do you have any idea how much fitter a rugby player has to be than a football player? Football is a game that any chump can play. Rugby players, on the other hand, have to be fitter and more muscular so that they don't get injured all the time. At the end of the day, it's easier to kick a round ball around whilst never having to sprint at full pace or have to tackle a 21 stone prop forward than it is to play rugby. Have you ever been dump tackled? Rugby players get it all the time but they have to be hard enough to get up and play on. I'd like to see Ronaldo getting up with a slide tackle, let alone a dump or spear tackle...

And rugby players don't get anything near like what football players do. Your average rugby player will probably earn less than a grand a week to play a sport that requires far greater training and discipline to play at a professional level than does football.


All the rugby players in my town are fat, "working class" thugs, so shut the Hell up because you don't know anything about anything and I'm going to come to Scotland and murder you.


And how many of them are professional?

My bet is none.

P.S. Viners don't make for good murder weapons.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:58 pm

One of them's been picked up by some shit side in Australia, but the rest are just shite. That's irrelevant anyway, I'm making the point that it's not just stuck up toffs from Universities that play rugby - in my experience it's largely shandy-swilling faggots that like to beat up "coloureds".
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:01 pm

MartinC wrote:One of them's been picked up by some shit side in Australia, but the rest are just shite. That's irrelevant anyway, I'm making the point that it's not just stuck up toffs from Universities that play rugby - in my experience it's largely shandy-swilling faggots that like to beat up "coloureds".


Exactly, have you ever seen Rugby League?
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:29 pm

1 billion people watched the FIFA world cup final, i wonder how many watched the rugby world cup final?
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:12 pm

MartinC wrote:One of them's been picked up by some shit side in Australia, but the rest are just shite. That's irrelevant anyway, I'm making the point that it's not just stuck up toffs from Universities that play rugby - in my experience it's largely shandy-swilling faggots that like to beat up "coloureds".


But your experience of rugby players is of non-professional rugby players. Plus you're rugby league territory, which is a completely different culture to rugby union. Still, I wouldn't base my opinion of football players on Sunday League players because that would be a bit silly. What provoked my outburst in the first place was Rio fucking Ferdinand's shocking behavior in the Chelsea game.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:13 pm

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MartinC wrote:One of them's been picked up by some shit side in Australia, but the rest are just shite. That's irrelevant anyway, I'm making the point that it's not just stuck up toffs from Universities that play rugby - in my experience it's largely shandy-swilling faggots that like to beat up "coloureds".


Exactly, have you ever seen Rugby League?


See above point.

Perhaps I should have stated that I meant rugby union but I didn't feel it necessary as the sport is non-existent in Scotland and that it went without saying.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:14 pm

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And it's definetley not gay.. so..
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:17 pm

Bum-fingering is common place in Rugby.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:20 pm

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:20 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:1 billion people watched the FIFA world cup final, i wonder how many watched the rugby world cup final?


Don't bring popularity into it. If you use popularity as a criterion for how good something is then you have to admit that Level 42 are officially better than Megadeth and Slayer combined. They are, but I doubt you'll agree.

Won't cricket be almost as watched as the FIFA World Cup given the popularity of the sport in Asia? If it's not, then it probably will be at some point in the future. Besides, the FIFA World Cup Final 2006 was fucking gant. I felt like a prick for having watched that. Well, asides from the initial joy of seeing what Zidane did...
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:23 pm

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Fuck that.

In rugby you actually get girls coming onto the pitch before games wearing next to nothing.

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Mind you, you've probably never heard of the Super 14 let alone watched a game.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:24 pm

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:25 pm

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:27 pm

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And it's definetley not gay.. so..


Who was that goalkeeper that did the anal sex video again (he was receiving)?
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:30 pm

That was off Footballer's Wives or some rubbish. We're going to have to have a real fight in real life if you don't just admit football is better. I'm super serial.
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