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Re: Sex

Postby Povey on Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:28 pm

Resilience Records wrote:I just wish all my sex was under-age.



I think that was a typo, A common mistake for Jamie in his court statements.
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Re: Sex

Postby RedBurp on Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:34 pm

I'm still a virigin :( *goes and cries in corner*
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Re: Sex

Postby Creeping Dan on Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:45 pm

All the other stuff is much more fun than sex its self anyway. Well ive only ever had sex with a condom on, so... Fails.
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Re: Sex

Postby zykloned on Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:54 pm

Condoms are rubbish.
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Re: Sex

Postby Povey on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:02 pm

zykloned wrote:Condoms are rubbish.



I dont like little accidents walking around,my life is a mess enough and i've had headache with girls saying they were on the pill.
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Re: Sex

Postby jonny_boy34 on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:46 pm

My girlfriend doesn't want to take the pill so I've got no choice. Rubbish. Shall I risk having a baby? I might risk having a baby.

No, I definitely won't risk having a baby.
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Re: Sex

Postby RedBurp on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:49 pm

If you do have a baby you can always run away and live in mexico.
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Re: Sex

Postby Povey on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:54 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:My girlfriend doesn't want to take the pill so I've got no choice. Rubbish. Shall I risk having a baby? I might risk having a baby.

No, I definitely won't risk having a baby.

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Jon as a awesome Father you would be, you to are a wise man.

I dont understand all the hassel of going on the pill. Other then "it'll make me fat"
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Re: Sex

Postby Creeping Dan on Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:58 pm

Id be stupid enough to do it without one... maybe just once and hope i have stuipid sperm.

Condoms ruin everything. I had a horrible time when and two split with the same girl. It was just frustrating.
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Re: Sex

Postby zykloned on Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:53 am

I don't do it without one with a bird I don't know that well.. (most of the time.. erm..) but when I know a bird and I'm with her on the regs then, bye bye you little rubber fun killer cunt bastard bursting stress bringing baby bongler.
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Re: Sex

Postby MartinC on Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:39 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:My girlfriend doesn't want to take the pill so I've got no choice. Rubbish. Shall I risk having a baby? I might risk having a baby.

No, I definitely won't risk having a baby.


Shove the coil up her fanny, then she'll be BEGGING for the pill.
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Re: Sex

Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:54 pm

I usually just hope everything will be fine without one - I don't get with any horrible chicks so it's all good so far!!! I hate the little rubber bastards, way to ruin the fun :P
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Re: Sex

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:08 pm

If you both know it's game on, pre-open it next to your bed / couch / kitchen top and get it the right way up and leave it there right until yer on the way in. Saves a good 60% cock & mood fail-age.
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Re: Sex

Postby Creeping Dan on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:24 pm

Ive had a bad time when i bought two shitty ones in a rush... they both broke. But she had an extra. But It was horrible with the stress of sorting it out and trying to keep it up during all that. Never again Mr Condom.
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Re: Sex

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:33 pm

its seems to me that you lot just want to be on tv....on the Jeremy Kyle show :shame:

if Jeremy said to me one of his fave phrases "why didnt you put something on the end of it?" id reply "i did,i put HER on the end of it". haaaa,in your face Jazza!
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