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jonny_boy34 wrote:
And another one: "*Band* mainman checks in."

how about "Dunston checks in"
anyone seen it?its about an ape who check into a hotel and has many escapades.think of any which way but loose/any which way you can(minus clint eastwood)mixed with home alone 2.yes awful,chessy but an all round entertainingly fun classic kids film.

yeah that film was awesome

haha that film is pretty good.

The Fourth Norseman wrote:yeah that film was awesome

Top 5 contenders of best films to watch on a post-binge Sunday afternoon.... Old Indiana Jones trilogy and the goonies are the other 4.

If ever I want to feel hulk-inducing rage, I read blabbermouth comments.

"I've never heard of this band or heard a note they play but the art looks gay so I vote the album 1/10"

One phrase i always hear at work that drives me mad is when people say to me "alwight boss"

One common supermarket/shop one that irritates me even though it is quite simple is adding "at all" on the end of questions. "Would you like any help packing at all?" I can see how cashiers get into routine sayings (I was one for 3 years!), but that one does annoy me.

When I was on a cub jamboree once we thought "freak" was the most potent word one could possibly utter!

I still remember the first person that insulted me ever. When I was four, someone called me an idiot at playgroup. He was a shit.

Kids can be so cruel.

the first time i heard "whos guffed" after a yuckie smell was spreading nearby i instantly realised a guff was glorious new slang for a fart.i was in hysterics and only in year 4 or 5.

Ironically, he went on to star in CITV kids show Wilmot and Sunday Night ITV1 drama "Where The Heart Is", so... (That's not even a lie)

the worst insult up until the age of about 8 was just a simple tongue in bottom lip "uuuuuughhhhmmmmmm" kinda noise.
more painful and soul destroying than any of the worst swearwords.
its like when you got an answer wrong at school and half the class would do it.

also i remember the best saying was when someone caught you doing something naughty aka having fun and they would say "uuuuummmmmmmmm,im telling"
it was mainly said by fucking snitch grassing sensible no personality girls.teachers should now and again bollock a little ratting tell tale brat just to teach them a lesson on how to spoil fun.in this case the kid loved telling on people and would be shattered if punished,just as a kid who was stealing school equipment would equally be as upset if a bastard grass told and got him in shit with his teacher and a good hiding from his parents.

speaking of good hiding.how the fuck did that phrase originate.i know a hide is slang for an animals arse which would mean your gonna get a good arsing which doesnt make sense.
i wish it was:im gonna give you a(chance to find)a "good hiding" place coz youre gonna get a fucking hard couple of child abusing smacks to the arse in a minute.

You make life sound so gr1m sometimes Rik,

thrashduck wrote:You make life sound so gr1m sometimes Rik,

heres grim for ya ...