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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed May 14, 2008 11:31 am

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Shugmaster wrote: Why have long hair if you are going to tie it back all the time? Surely this defeats the purpose of having long hair and is basically emulating having short hair? Most male punters who tie their long hair back all the time do so cos their hair is pissing them off for whatever reason. Simple solution...cut it off.


I didn't mean that i meant for events you have to be presentable like in interviews or work (depending on the job).....my hair doesn't piss me off and i usually leave it down so i won't be cutting it any time soon.

Though the worst is balding people with long hair, if that ever happened I'd cut it.


Prime example...Francis Rossi of the Quo.

Pretty sure Warrel Dane of Nevermore is going bald too cos he wears caps all the time.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Wed May 14, 2008 11:42 am

The worst of the worst:

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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Wed May 14, 2008 11:49 am

Skullets for the win.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed May 14, 2008 1:29 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Blain wrote:"more presentable" ... who gives a F?


Family, friend, potential girlfriends and employers...


Family don't care, my mum actually likes it!

Friends don't care, and I got plenty of friends and meet plenty of random people when I'm out and about, none of them seem to act differently because of my long hair!

I have a girlfriend.

And as of today I have a job! (again..)

Long hair ftw :wink: :dance:
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Wed May 14, 2008 1:37 pm

You don't have to explain yourself to sellouts Harris. They're dead inside.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby MartinC on Wed May 14, 2008 1:49 pm

I bet Harris's girlfriend is fat though and his Mum is a gypsy and he works as a bramble picker.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Resilience Records on Wed May 14, 2008 3:06 pm

MartinC wrote:I bet Harris's girlfriend is fat though and his Mum is a gypsy and he works as a bramble picker.


hahaha, martin i haven't laughed at your posts for along time. well done sir!

But Harris tells the truth yo, Long hair is the best, ever! If all you want to do is shag brainless bimbos and hang at the "cool" clubs etc, then erm yeah long hair maybe isn't the key... but if you want to do that then i am suprised you had long hair in the first place and even more suprised you are on this board and listen to metal ... (martin...). I love my hair, there is no other way i could imagine having it. Its really not a big deal anymore, everyone has long hair these days. just look at the pope... and jesus... for example.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Shugmaster on Wed May 14, 2008 3:28 pm

May all you long haired buffoons be struck down by a plague of nits!!! :lol:
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed May 14, 2008 3:32 pm

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Metal Iain wrote:Say, I hope you use a different blade for your face.

I do.


That doesn't seem to correlate with your squalid and depraved lifestyle.


What are you talking about? I'm the very zenith of class.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed May 14, 2008 3:34 pm

Shugmaster wrote:
TORSO wrote:I've had really short hair though i defiantly prefer having longer hair and for presentation as long as its tidy and tied back it shouldn't matter...



Why have long hair if you are going to tie it back all the time? Surely this defeats the purpose of having long hair and is basically emulating having short hair? Most male punters who tie their long hair back all the time do so cos their hair is pissing them off for whatever reason. Simple solution...cut it off.


That's why I cut mine.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Wed May 14, 2008 3:59 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Shugmaster wrote:
TORSO wrote:I've had really short hair though i defiantly prefer having longer hair and for presentation as long as its tidy and tied back it shouldn't matter...



Why have long hair if you are going to tie it back all the time? Surely this defeats the purpose of having long hair and is basically emulating having short hair? Most male punters who tie their long hair back all the time do so cos their hair is pissing them off for whatever reason. Simple solution...cut it off.


That's why I cut mine.


Yeah, effectively only having long hair to headbang. Which is gay anyway.

My hair is always WOOOSSSHHing in the wind.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed May 14, 2008 4:01 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:My hair is always WOOOSSSHHing in the wind.


Pipe down.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed May 14, 2008 5:20 pm

bramble picker :lol:
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Wed May 14, 2008 5:29 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
James wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Say, I hope you use a different blade for your face.

I do.


That doesn't seem to correlate with your squalid and depraved lifestyle.


What are you talking about? I'm the very zenith of class.


I don't see how one could take a razor blade to the scrotum without making mincemeat of it... it's hardly a level playing field down there...!
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby radioactive rik on Wed May 14, 2008 5:48 pm

im growing my hair long(just below neck length)and aiming towards being able to optionally tie it back with an elastic but every 2/3 weeks i shave the sides really short and ive also grown some radical sideburns down to my chin.
its kind of an experiment but i think its kinda cool so far.i get the best of both worlds having extremely short and long hair at the same time.almost 3 haircuts in one!
or maybe my hairs just a complete mess :lol:
at least this way i dont get mistaken for a hippy,trendy,chav,emo,or goth etc. it doesnt really fall into any category.i just think its a kinda slick rockin cooldude style at the moment.
i even got called wolverine at work by others!i take that a compliment as wolverine is so badass :lol:
in not sure if my brother calling me Leyland the bounty hunter is as cool though :oops: :doh: but since the sideburns were added that stopped a while back :pray:
it gets a few looks/comments(as in w.t.f?)but i think everyone is just jealous.
at the end of the day hair is fucking hair.we shouldnt judge by appearance....
...unless you got half your hair combed in front of your face like an emo twat.
if any male uses straightners then they need a slap.straighteners are for women only.
or if youre male and spend more time than 5mins max doing your hair to spikey,tinted,waxed,highlighted perfection then thats a little bit tragic too.
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