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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby meluaz on Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:41 am

when is the mutant ep gonna be done anyway?
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby metaldazza on Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:51 am

Is this a good venue? I've never been there. Not that it really matters I'll be there to see the fucking bomb.
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby gamabomb on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:21 am

Rite then, whoever comes up with the best insult to us - g max til nastysavageville ( ie us) wins a pass to overkill and exodus in london on feb 20th (for real) and a chance to meet there heros and smoke the blow with gama bomb in the car park as well.let the rippings out commence:
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby Reanimator Luke on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:41 am

gamabomb wrote:Rite then, whoever comes up with the best insult to us - g max til nastysavageville ( ie us) wins a pass to overkill and exodus in london on feb 20th (for real) and a chance to meet there heros and smoke the blow with gama bomb in the car park as well.let the rippings out commence:


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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:07 am

Gay-more-Bum. (its short,simple and effective) do i win? do i get to meet mr.Blitz and hang with the G-bummers? ( :pray: :pray: )
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby zykloned on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:56 am

I wish rape by multiple mini-jamie's upon the bomb!
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby gamabomb on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:17 pm

good guys, but lets really get the lead out. "gama bomb ____ baby P in a ___ and ___ his ____ back"
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby meluaz on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:27 pm

if you give me the pass i will make two more youtube videos from citizen brain!! and heres an insult for ya, gama bomb so stupid they wrote down the lyrics wrong for zombie blood nightmare in the album sleeve!
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:48 pm

gama bomb like baby P in a bear outfit?
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:38 pm

gamabomb wrote:Rite then, whoever comes up with the best insult to us - g max til nastysavageville ( ie us) wins a pass to overkill and exodus in london on feb 20th (for real) and a chance to meet there heros and smoke the blow with gama bomb in the car park as well.let the rippings out commence:

You're shit......


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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby zykloned on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:42 pm

gama bomb put baby P in a microwave and jizzed over his boiled spotty back, while jamie filmed in the background, masturbating furiously to the sounds of bananarama, and pat sharp on the tv
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby origamikid on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:45 pm

Gama bomb love having sex with ....potatoes?

I dunno i guess it kinda relates to how much Irish people love potatoes after the famine thing....

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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:59 pm

Gama Bomb are so shit that they give people the shits, but like really bad ones that you cant even control so youll be like walking down the street and then a warm liquid will just gush out your arse after hearing them. Then youd have to take your shitty pants off in the middle of the street. But you wouldnt want to keep them, so the Gama shitty Bomb pants are just tossed onto the street. Then after littering, shitting in public and being naked youd be arrested. So then in the police car you carry on shitting yourself from the memories of how bad Gama Bomb were and it stinks as bad as the music so the driver just gets knocked out and the car crashes into the front of an elderly peoples home, but petrol comes out of the engine and ignites. This wouldnt be good because theres a lot of old people about now and they're all on fire as a result of shit music that gives people the shits. So yeh, all the old people die earlier than expected. So when finally in prison, you're basically in there for life and getting sued a lot for killing so many people. But the memories still scar the brain of how shit the music is, so the pooing continues and melts the bars and walls away in the prison. Lots of prisiners escape, and remember they're all dangerous, so they all go and kill and rape all over the UK and it cant be stopped. Soon after the whole country breaks out into riots. Theres no hope left for the country. Itsjust a social mess of civil war and murder. So now theres no hope left for the country. Prime Minister Kills himself... then America puts the country of of its missery by nuking it.

So all in all.... Gama Bombs bad and could end the world because they're so shit.
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby metaldazza on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:04 pm

gama bomb befriended baby P in a playground and assured him they would watch ... his ... back.

gama bomb examined baby P in a south london hostpital dressed as doctors and assured his socialworkers there was nothing wrong with his back.

gama bomb played hammer slammer to baby P in a south london nightclub and wrecked his neck and his lower back.

gama bomb testified against baby P in a courtroom today and revealed he had been having a relationship with Madeline Mcann his corpse bride, behind everyone's back

Where is Paul Merton when you need him. It's quite hard to be nasty to people you know. I have more respect for Lev, Metal Iain and Hertzeleid now. They do it with such ease.

just give it to meluaz, he can make more videos which would be ace and he can ask everyone from Exodus and Overkill if they want to join him and create a real thrash band.
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Re: GAMA BOMB London Adventure

Postby radioactive rik on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:05 pm

if people get 2/multiple attemps,then heres my next efforts:
gama bomb left out the awesome commando lyrics on the earache release of final fight and replaced them with a dodgy municipal waste clone style verse.shame [-( :shame:

Gama bomb had an album launch without the having the actual album available to purchase.

gama bomb raped baby P.
i think the P stands for Paddy or Pikey.if it stands for the latter then thats no big deal in ireland as inbreeding is commonplace so the papers should stop going on about it.
also Barry Mcguigan was bashing one out during the rape.

sorry if its harsh,i just really wanna win :D besides the rules were to be offensive/insulting so....
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