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Postby Resilience Records on Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:08 pm

much/many i don't care. i can't wait to beat you up.
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Postby Immortalicide on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:38 pm

James wrote:I've never heard a Machine Head song I thought was remotely enjoyable, and yes I've heard a lot of the supposedly essential Burn My Eyes.


You went pretty high up in my estimation when you sang the praises of Mercyful Fate, and you have just gone one better!!! =D> Burn my eyes is just plain boring!!!!! (hence the reason i decided not to review said CD)
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:36 pm

Immortalicide wrote:You went pretty high up in my estimation when you sang the praises of Mercyful Fate


Who couldn't like Mercyful Fate?
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:40 pm

I'm quite shocked. Does no-one here like Burn My Eyes? Maybe I shouldn't be shocked. I'm gonna put it on now.
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:58 pm

Dian Wei wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:You went pretty high up in my estimation when you sang the praises of Mercyful Fate


Who couldn't like Mercyful Fate?


posers :twisted:
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:17 pm

I guess there are those, but who counts them as people anyway?
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:22 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I guess there are those, but who counts them as people anyway?


kerrang :lol:
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Postby Dian Wei on Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:30 pm

Lol!

On another not i am getting fucking sick of Total Guitar magazine, it is getting too much like Kerrang. I've got a sub for what one song i want to learn a month and a load of kiss arse reviews of bands that make me want to vomit. They had that Enter Shikari (yes i have heard them now, i wish i had not) cunt in there this month.

And people are moaning that there is too much metal in the mag, where because i don't fucking see it? Fucktards. /rant
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:01 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I'm quite shocked. Does no-one here like Burn My Eyes? Maybe I shouldn't be shocked. I'm gonna put it on now.


I do! But then, you knew that many years ago. I still love it. Davidian is a fucking metal classic. And Old is also amazing, as is I'm Your God Now, Blood For Blood and Block. The rest of the album is also very good but not as amazing as these tracks. I do indeed enjoy the second album, though not as much these days as I used to. The first album is still metal right up my arse though.

The new MH stuff is complete and utter shit bollocks. There were a couple of moments of hope at the beginning of the new album (though that intro is so bloody shit and forced emo wank), but it quickly descended into boring average Machine Head shit. Robb Flynn's an idiot cunt. They keep hyping this album up like it's the bloody second coming of christ or something. It's so average there's no point in it even existing. It's better than Supercharger, but Supercharger was so beyond shit I don't even have any words to describe it. Every Michael Jackson album is better than Supercharger.
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Postby Hostile on Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:14 am

Machine Head aren't awful. I like that song, Five. What album is that off? Usually I'm opposed to touchy-feely screaming, but when you're screaming about being molested I guess I can put up with that. It's a delicious taste of the piping-hot pie that his child abuse!
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Postby GoreBastard on Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:37 am

JOHNNY BOY, why have you changed your picure from Dutch to Grant Mitchell? Dutch is the hardest bastard that ever lived!
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Postby boovidge on Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:56 am

jonny_boy34 wrote:Every Michael Jackson album is better than Supercharger.


Every Michael Jackson album is better than every Machine Shit album! :dance:
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:14 am

GoreBastard wrote:JOHNNY BOY, why have you changed your picure from Dutch to Grant Mitchell? Dutch is the hardest bastard that ever lived!


:lol: He is indeed, but I was getting bored of it, I decided it was time to find another hard bastard!
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Postby Resilience Records on Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:15 pm

jon likes a bit of hard.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:49 pm

Jamie knows it.
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