by Resilience Records on Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:15 pm

by Heavy Metal Holly on Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:19 pm

Fuckin awesome innit

I have no idea, some cartoon person who names em 'morning glory'?

Heres some more

by Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn on Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:50 pm

thats fuckin' ace, its just taken me ten mins to stop laughing

by Styxx on Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:42 am

As much as I disagree with racism, I do find "The Law" pretty ace. And "Let Me See 2"

by Atom on Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:53 am

by thrash metal maniac on Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:11 am

that's great!

by Styxx on Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:48 pm

by thrash metal maniac on Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:09 pm

by Heavy Metal Holly on Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:34 pm

by Styxx on Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:17 pm

by Craig on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:37 pm

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Bash.org wrote:<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

by Atom on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:41 pm

by BEER CAN on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:42 pm

by Craig on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:48 pm

Found another one. Just going through my old emails.



Edit: Not a pic, but it's funny:

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...

1. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction."

2. "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any."

3. "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination."

4. "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now.... 'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'."

5. "We are now traveling through Baker Street... As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that".

6. "Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity. Failing that, give it to me."

7. During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: "Step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided."

8. "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause .) "Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."

9. "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions."

10. "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors."

11. "We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door."

12. "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage - what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?"

13. "Please move all baggage away from the doors." (Pause..) "Please move ALL belongings away from the doors." (Pause...) "This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train: Put the pie down, Four-eyes, and move your bl**dy golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e sideways!"

14. "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage."

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Bash.org wrote:<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

by Will on Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:03 am

Haha that last announcement was the best

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