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Postby EvileOL on Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:33 am

*cue for Martin to say Evile*


What are some stupid/ridiculous band names. Not neceeseessesiirrilly bad, because some are funny.

I saw one on a poster the other night "Someone Ate my Doctor Who Scarf" or something.
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Postby Atom on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:34 am

Fondle Corpse
Lawnmower Deth
Hawkwind
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Postby boovidge on Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:42 am

uncle slam :lol:
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Postby Darkweasel on Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:37 pm

There was a band around my way a few years ago who went by the name of CBC - Crap but Consistent.
My first band was called Blind Drunk (nicked from a Monty Python sketch) and always seemed to make people smile.

Otherwise, I always found these to be quite chucklesome:

Half Man Half Biscuit
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Anal Cunt
Metal Duck
The Band Formerly Known as Sausage
Elvis Hitler
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Postby Metal Iain on Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:40 pm

ZnoWhite although Act of God makes up for the name and then some.
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Postby Katze on Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:43 pm

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis (yep - http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=24539)

Fuck...I'm Dead

AAAAARGH! Bloody Two-Handed Chainaxe Blow

Mutilated Spastic Iguanas
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Postby Lev on Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:12 pm

Sean Bienvenidas A Nuestras Paradas, Duras Y Jugosas Vergas (erótica Clitoridectomia Ataxxxia Hacia Una Intradermorreacion I Miosotis Con Osteolosis) is a great track!
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Postby Immortalicide on Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:53 pm

BUTTHOLE SURFERS
TORTOISE CORPSE
GOAT PENIS
PROSTITUTE DISFIGUREMENT
RAPED APE
JESUS ANAL PENETRATION
ETHEL THE FROG
MELT BANANA
BATHTUB SHITTER
ENGINE DRIVEN CULTIVATORS

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Postby Plodman on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:00 pm

the band called fuck off!
The hehing man
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Postby MartinC on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:09 pm

Gay Dad.
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Postby Raging Paul on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:15 pm

i think bestial bill's new french black metal band 'Le Grand Penis' is a pretty funny name when said in an extreme french accent.
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Postby Immortalicide on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:17 pm

Raging Paul wrote:i think bestial bill's new french black metal band 'Le Grand Penis' is a pretty funny name when said in an extreme french accent.


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Postby Raging Paul on Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:18 pm

exactly! ohohyohyohyohyoyhoyon!
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Postby couchslouch on Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:06 pm

ADOLF SATAN

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