Herzeleid wrote:A cob is a bap right?

I'll jizz on your Mum's baps if you don't shut it.

walking round Morrisons last nite, and looking for something different for my tea, i went to the fresh fish counter. I purchased some "herring milts" which i didnt have a clue what they were, but thought id try them anyway (i presumed they were roe to be honest). I got home and flicked through a couple of cookbooks to see how best to cook them, but couldnt find a reference to them, so i went on to the net. It turns out that herring milts are (and i quote), "the male reproduction organs of a herring, containing seminal fluid"

Still ate them though, as i am way to tight to waste the money !!!!

So for my tea today i have had poached fish bollocks and prawn risotto.

Haha, that's definitely the gayest dinner ever. Good job I hate fish.