Mr Toad...

Writhe around.

listening to jazz radio puts my right to sleep for some reason and if i'm having uber troubler I have a beer which really helps....and fap

haha, yeah, FAP.
I never know whats the meaning of FAP until this thread

I listen to this song.

No you don't, you are just trying to be clever.

I am clever Zurab, what's your excuse?

I agree with Zurab here. This is just a blatent attempt at trying to be clever billy

I still don't see any trying there, it was clever.

You wogs.

Anyway...

radioactive rik wrote:go for a quick toilet-squat wank,then after that when your penis has stopped throbbing and your head is thumping then in theory you should have enough of a masto-migrain to be able to nod off more easily.

or if you are slightly more disgusting,you can do one in bed.although its more luxurious on a comfort level,its the aftermath of splurging spooge into your boxers which i cant be dealing with.the last thing you wanna be doing is having to get up and sort out the mess when youre all cosy and relaxed. you could pre-prepare a tissue but then that still needs disposing of.and if you leave it in your bin in your room or chuck it on the floor etc then you gotta wake up to the smell of dry permeating cum in the morning.and if youre half asleep you run the risk of forgetting to dispose of the tissue and someone else discovering it.

thats why method 1 is my recommendation.

I have taken to bed wanks. I place a a catching tissue as directed and then do one of two things. 1) I might leave it on my bedside and when I wake for a piss (I ALWAYS wake for a piss) I take it down and flush it. 2) Just fuck it and put it in the bin. I'll be sure to clean my bin out eventually. I do the same with condoms. Wrap in tissue, in the bin. Because I'm a gentleman.

Sometimes I also watch shit on tv, ie Dave, or read til I can't read no more. These are my frequent nocturnal habits.

Why're watching me on TV you horrible cu- ohhhhhh.

when i was single i used to sometimes look at the type of porn that i knew i shouldnt,just as a morbid curiosity.
obviously not gay,animal(well...maybe a little) or child porn.

i personally think the brazilians are some of the sickest with their fart/snot/spit porn and their scat +puke parties.
the japanese are pretty sadistic and gross too but somehow asians in school uniform or who act like manga characters somehow make it seem innocent.you would never suspect for example;stereotypical looking jap female,cute,sweet Katsumi to be a bukkake queen if you saw her in person. whereas a silicon enhanced botox european/american slut would instantly look like a dirty whore pornstar.

anyway THUM dont go getting any ideas,you shoudnt be reading the above haha....unless you know how to delete the history on the explorer bar on your family pc

oh yeah and definitely dont anyone watch 1 man 1 jar......haha

Well rik this is very intresting but Im not grossed out or worried. It's just for lols and it's the topic of discussion so you know..... Anyway when I watch porn I can never watch a black man with someone (I'm not racist) I dunno i just find it butters

HAHA stick to your kind n all.i snogged a black girl at a club once.also my gf is philipino so im all for equality,however watching a black man in porn...well....i just get jealous if anything with their black pudding oversized genitalia monstercocks,its so unfair

things i wont ever watch are death websites, i remember my bro showed me a beheading performed by a 12 yr old muslim boy(being encouraged by a bunch of adult fucked up allah ragheads) sawing through some dudes head with a machete totally unphased by the victims gurgling screaming last breaths.and then holding the head like a trophy while they all laugh about it. i was seriuosly sickened and deeply appalled. and all those photo albums of train track/helicopter blade accidents/shotgun suicide aftermaths etc are grim. i cant view those kind of things.

My mate used to be an admin on goregasm, ergo I feel nothing.