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Postby STD_Caps on Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:10 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Floppy nob


dont believe me????

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=53100
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:02 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby GoreBastard on Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:15 am

Nobody has mentioned Face Bummers yet.

Face Bummers - "Bummed in the ass and the face, bummed in ass and face".

Amazing!
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Postby TheSmilingGoat on Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:21 am

my band is called the broken rectum experiance
bucket heads trapped in a legal battle with KFC and they both got there heads stuck in the bucket, and im still hungry

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Postby Sasquatch Bob on Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:08 pm

I used to be in a aband called Jock Strap.

So named because we were always a support band. Gerrit?

I have also been in:

Aquasausage
The Human Cornflakes
Deja-Voodoo

Really.

The shame!
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Postby JezWray on Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:26 pm

I nominate:

Necroblaspheme
Behold... the Arctopus!
BEER AND VIOLENCE
BEAT UP THE FARMERS!!
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Postby terrorizer on Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:53 pm

Sasquatch Bob wrote:Really.


Now that is a daft name for a band!
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Postby Immortalicide on Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:40 pm

Sir hedgehog :shock:

actually, they are really good, especially if you like bluesy, rocking sabbathy doom type stuff
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Postby Bangover on Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:56 pm

^^^^^^^

Nice find, thanks!

Very Nice Sabbath inspired stuff!

The singer has a nice Ozzy (when he was good) sound too. Like it.
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Postby Bangover on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:06 am

actually that band are pretty awesome!

The song 'Call Me Children' is a nice little medley thingy as well.
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:11 am

I want there to be a band called Turdy Handshake.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Herzeleid on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:56 am

Heretic
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Postby Mazz on Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:57 am

My new band’s name ‘Ice Stallion’ must be pretty shitty.
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Postby Mazz on Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:01 pm

Sorry! error!
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Postby ThrashMetalLuci on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:26 pm

Hot buttered anal and Oomph!!! spring to mind
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