You're still Metal Iain in my book, though...

Yes, but Cum-Blaster 2000 is easily the funnier of the two names.

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:No one knows where that is. I've passed Derby before but already needed a piss before we got onto the A66 so I was sobbing into a copy of the Daily Mail by the time we were near Derby.

I've spent many a happy hour in Matlock.

terrorizer wrote:

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:No one knows where that is. I've passed Derby before but already needed a piss before we got onto the A66 so I was sobbing into a copy of the Daily Mail by the time we were near Derby.

I've spent many a happy hour in Matlock.

Yes, you were the one who knew of all the cottaging spots, eh?

Correct, although it had the opposite effect on me. When I realised what the toilets were used for my arsehole went so tight it sealed over.

terrorizer wrote:Correct, although it had the opposite effect on me. When I realised what the toilets were used for my arsehole went so tight it sealed over.

some say thats why shit comes out of your mouth then, no me obviously

With cunts like you for friends, who needs enemies.

terrorizer wrote:Correct, although it had the opposite effect on me. When I realised what the toilets were used for my arsehole went so tight it sealed over.

I had a lovely poo in those public toilets the other day. No one tried to bum me.

Which was nice.

I am within a couple of miles of Matlock right now, visiting my dear Nan, and using the terrible USB internet on my dad's laptop. Doubt I'll go to Matlock though, we're only up for the weekend, and why would I go there anyway?!

Although I did hear the Illuminations are on at Matlock Bath!

Two words: White. Lion.

Maybe I should recommend it for my nan's birthday meal. Provided you are no longer the chef.

No, I'm the cheeky bar-man.

Yes, hurrah for this, it would be great to see Marty get signed, he craves it.

I've already wrote the 'sell out' song, so it'd be a shame for it to get wasted.

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