Yup.

I am now a skin'ead.

I have to say getting the hair cut was a great decision, the amount of female attention i have been getting at work has been ridicules.

Near enough every slutty ryanair and easyjet cabin crew girl has been flirting very bluntly with me. It is blooming great.

Yeeees... yeees.... the plan is working!

NUOOOOOOUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.

Having short hair is many goods. This is a lot better.

Well I suppose it couldn't have been worse for you

Dian Wei wrote:I have to say getting the hair cut was a great decision, the amount of female attention i have been getting at work has been ridicules.

Plus you can go to clubs and not feel like a complete vagrant.

I still don't drink Blue WKD, though.

UK Hair.

If you're in a club, you are a vagant.

Vagant?

Poor effort.

Nah nah, I was totally grinding my crotch on a lassie's erse at a club last night. I was fucking hammered so I didn't get off with her. It was probably for the best seeing as I remember her being a bit on the fat side. Massive chebs, though.

The point is that having long hair excludes you from such wholesome activities. You're bound to have mates that like going to clubs and not going with them because you have stupid hair is just silly. Mind you, I fucking hated going to clubs when I had the locks because the heat that built up was unbearable.

Metal Iain wrote:You're bound to have mates that like going to clubs and not going with them because you have stupid hair

Nope.

Nah none of my mates are really club people, plus i hate being in them.

What kind of clubs do you lot go into that makes you feel so 'out of place' with long hair?!

Ones with people who have nice hair and clothes in them.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:You're bound to have mates that like going to clubs and not going with them because you have stupid hair

Nope.

To be fair, you don't drink so that sort of goes without saying.